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Chris T. Etris
@chashodges.bsky.social
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One of the fellas from o3c.games
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"push her down, son"
A screenshot from The Simpsons. Marge is blocking a doorway with Homer, Lisa and Bart attempting to get through.
October 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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A man wearing a red nose
September 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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I'm a teacher and I go back to work tomorrow. I am less than psyched.
Title card from Majora's Mask that reads 'Dawn of The Final Day -24 Hours Remain-'
August 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you
A Steam purchase history spanning 5 transactions between the 31st May, 2011, and 22nd June 2011. I bought Terraria, VVVVVV, the Frozenbyte Collection, 'Steam Action Indies - 2010 Indie Variety Pack', and Time Gentlemen, Please!
August 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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This is the best Beatles 'album', cheers
A bootleg vinyl release of The Beatles 'Get Back: The Rooftop Performance'
August 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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More red and more wrinkled. Eyesight worse.
My face. I am a white male with a ginger beard. I am wearing an orange beanie hat. It is 2014. My face (and thumbs up). I am a white male with ginger hair and beard. I am wearing glasses. It is 2025.
August 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Punch-Drunk Love failed to recoup its production cost. It's my favourite film of all time. Saw it on 35mm in the cinema just this week.

A messy, bold and beautiful film. There are so many themes and ideas kicking around in here, but central to it all: the belief that everyone is deserving of love.
Punch-Drunk Love poster. Adam Sandler is shot in profile, facing the left. He wears a blue suit and is on a plain white background.
August 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Is this not a bananas thing to have to answer in a pre-appointment questionnaire for the NHS? For context, I have a genetic condition and live a pretty reasonable, healthy life.
A form that asks me to 'list in rank-order the three most important factors that you belive caused your illness'. I've said 'genetics', followed by 'n/a' twice.
August 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Think it could be time expired. We've been here since 11am and my senses are starting to warp. Greatest achievements for the day - Tom setting an unbeatable career best score on Flicky, and my superhuman 2.907 on Quick&Crash.
Tom's name (DOW) proudly at the top of the Flicky leaderboard. I (BUM) am second. The Quick&Crash machine showing my leaderboard topping time of 2.907 seconds.
August 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Trying (and failing) to loop Time Pilot. I used to be able to do it so easily! But alas, I am now a decrepid old man.
Time Pilot cabinet logo. Gameplay shot of Time Pilot (it's the third stage and I have no lives left) GAME INSTRUCTIONS for Time Pilot SCORING mechanics for Time Pilot
August 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Frogger is still a pretty cool game
The Frogger arcade stick - leaping frogs point in all four cardinal directions Gameplay from Frogger A hand grips the Frogger joystick Part of the Frogger logo is visible behind a man's brown hair
August 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Xi, the combo of champions
'Sweet & Spicy' Monster Munch and a bottle of blue WKD
August 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I could live here, honestly
August 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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That's ten, gang
A can of Hooch with Puzzle Bobble in soft focus in the background
August 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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More decent food for rock bottom prices. Two hand made magherita pizzas for like five quid each.
Two tasty looking magherita pizzas.
August 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Drink number nine. Tom (brother) looks excited that he identified the drum intro to Ra Ra Rasputin by Boney M.
Two bottles of Desperados and my brother looking beefy.
August 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Ghosts and Goblings
Cabinet artwork for Ghosts and Goblins that spells Goblins 'GOBLINGS' for some reason
August 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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close enough, eh
The side of The Simpsons Arcade cab with the characters all looking suspiciously off brand Bart Simpson on a skateboard looking weird
August 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Part of an arcade liverie / cabinet artwork. There's an emu with a knight atop it. Part of an arcade liverie / cabinet artwork. There's a guy shooting a laser weapon and exclaiming '...THIS IS UNREAL' Part of an arcade liverie / cabinet artwork. There's a big fat happy sun wearing shades Part of an arcade liverie / cabinet artwork. There's a chap dressed in a white space suit dealing rough justice using some futuristic weapons.
August 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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THE SIMPSONS ARCADE
A close up of Homer in all his pixilated glory in The Simpsons Arcade Tom's (brother) hands controlling The Simpsons Arcade
August 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Number eight
My face part obscure by a bottle of bud
August 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Kobe Bryant (my brother) is also pretty good at Skee Ball.
August 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Kobe Bryant (my brother) sinking bucket after bucket on Sonic Sports Basketball
August 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Seven.
Big can of Lemon Hooch.
August 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It's s i x.

Oh, and I'm also the best at Quick&Crash.
A budweiser in front of Tom concentrating very hard on Quick&Crash A big celebration following a big score on Quick&Crash A Quick&Crash cabinet showing I'm the best in the arcade with a score of 2.907 seconds Further confirmation that I'm the best at Quick&Crash
August 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM