CharmlessNurk
@charmlessnurk.bsky.social
I’m only visible under very dark skies if you don’t look directly at me.
Imagine how much nicer New York would be if it contained a million fewer racists.
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Imagine how much nicer New York would be if it contained a million fewer racists.
Would the owner of a blue Renault Twingo, registration number BIG T1T5, please report to reception.
May 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Would the owner of a blue Renault Twingo, registration number BIG T1T5, please report to reception.
Tomato - everyone - aubergine - thinks - potato - we’re - turnip - cunts.
May 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Tomato - everyone - aubergine - thinks - potato - we’re - turnip - cunts.
From a job description I've been sent. Think I'll pass, thanks.
April 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
From a job description I've been sent. Think I'll pass, thanks.
The biography section of Jiminy Glick’s Wikipedia page is a fascinating read.
April 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The biography section of Jiminy Glick’s Wikipedia page is a fascinating read.
Me in the National Security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Me in the National Security team group chat
Ah fuck, does this mean the Archbishop of Cunterbury is coming back to the UK?
February 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ah fuck, does this mean the Archbishop of Cunterbury is coming back to the UK?
Struggling with the last word in this puzzle. Whatever could it be? Clue is “what word describes a group of absolute inbred ponces on horseback chasing defenceless animals?”
February 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Struggling with the last word in this puzzle. Whatever could it be? Clue is “what word describes a group of absolute inbred ponces on horseback chasing defenceless animals?”
11 points if you know who this is and the name of the UK no.2 track he featured on in 1991.
February 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
11 points if you know who this is and the name of the UK no.2 track he featured on in 1991.
Yes! YES!! The company that makes planes with bits that fall off and the man who makes rockets that go BOOM, collaborating to build a plane ahead of schedule and under budget. What could possibly go wrong?
*goes into daydream imagining all the delicious things that will go wrong*
*goes into daydream imagining all the delicious things that will go wrong*
January 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yes! YES!! The company that makes planes with bits that fall off and the man who makes rockets that go BOOM, collaborating to build a plane ahead of schedule and under budget. What could possibly go wrong?
*goes into daydream imagining all the delicious things that will go wrong*
*goes into daydream imagining all the delicious things that will go wrong*
See, it's exactly this level of galaxy-brain thinking that got Einstein McShitbritches relected. WHY DID NO ONE ELSE THINK OF THIS?????
January 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
See, it's exactly this level of galaxy-brain thinking that got Einstein McShitbritches relected. WHY DID NO ONE ELSE THINK OF THIS?????
Dunno about anyone else, but two is the minimum number of items I expect to get when I buy shoes.
January 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dunno about anyone else, but two is the minimum number of items I expect to get when I buy shoes.
"Perhaps, if I stand very still, he'll think I'm a lamp and leave me alone".
January 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Perhaps, if I stand very still, he'll think I'm a lamp and leave me alone".
He was a beautiful man.
January 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
He was a beautiful man.
Rumpelstiltskin when the queen has just told him his name
January 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Rumpelstiltskin when the queen has just told him his name
Watching that Amazon thing about all rings and dwarves and that and every time Sauron says “I have many names” I just see this guy.
December 31, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Watching that Amazon thing about all rings and dwarves and that and every time Sauron says “I have many names” I just see this guy.
Sir, we’re receiving reports that they’re making the Yuletide gay.
December 21, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Sir, we’re receiving reports that they’re making the Yuletide gay.
I saw three tits come flailing in
December 18, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I saw three tits come flailing in
No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist
December 18, 2024 at 2:46 AM
No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist
Does anyone know where I can buy a tie that looks like this but instead of little snowmen it's tiny cock-and-balls? Cocks-and-balls? Cock-and-ballses? Anyway, it's for an HR meeting. Thanks.
December 17, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Does anyone know where I can buy a tie that looks like this but instead of little snowmen it's tiny cock-and-balls? Cocks-and-balls? Cock-and-ballses? Anyway, it's for an HR meeting. Thanks.
Merry Christmas, from a massive fucking onion.
December 16, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Merry Christmas, from a massive fucking onion.