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Charming Kitten (Wokester)
@charmingkitten.bsky.social
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No one you know. Living in Portland. Tired all the time.
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Ghost pottery scene with Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. Demi is Zohran, Patrick is Zohran's sincere beliefs, and the malleable lump of shit clay is Trump.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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the whole reason I have an ad blocker is that websites consistently show that they are not interested in an optimal user experience
A screen grab from the Oregonian, telling me that "Your experience is important to us" and for "optional functionality" I should disable my ad blocker. lol. lmao.
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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@pelosi.house.gov can you give @schumer.senate.gov a clap for all of his hard work
Nancy Pelosi giving Trump her sarcastic clap
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Tonight queen meme asking about a 4th ave bike ride
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Sickos meme
October 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Doing the Burpee Mile while playing the 1619 Project podcast at maximum volume
“Woke AF” nootropic pre-workout supplement found at the grocery store. Somehow flavored like Miami?
September 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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oh
A screenshot of the CPAC stage with a banner above reading "We Are All Domestic Terrorists"
September 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Canada Jay, Mt. Adams WA
An adorable Canada Jay posing on a dead tree
September 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Osprey nest @ Mono Lake
A picture of a couple of juvenile osprey in their nest perched on a tufa.
September 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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No surprise, their electric busses go hard AF. Look at this promo shot

www.blue-bird.com/electric/
A Blue Bird electric bus looking bad ass surrounded by fog
August 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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This is how the Times is reporting it, fwiw
Police officers arrested two 15-year-old suspects, a boy and a girl, both from Maryland, at the scene, according to authorities. Officials said the episode happened in the early morning hours on Sunday in an upscale neighborhood less than two miles from the White House. The two teenagers were charged with unarmed carjacking. The police said they were seeking additional suspects. Mr. Coristine was with his “significant other” when the 10 young people approached them, according to a police report. He told officers that he pushed his girlfriend into the car “for her safety” and then “turned to deal with the suspects” before being attacked. Police officers patrolling the area interrupted the assault.
August 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Cannot think of a better way to spend $99. The Onion tells it like it is.
A photo of the onion paper, showing an add for X the everything app
July 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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30th and Burnside
A no-crossing sign with a sticker that says PBOT prioritizes cars over people
July 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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NYC rich boi: "That's it my dudes. If they elect Mamdani, I'm outta here. I'm for real this time."
Vivek Ramaswami: "Hey! Did you know that Ohio is th-"
NYC rich boi : "Ew"
A billboard featuring Vivek Ramaswamy suggesting that Ohio is waiting for those who want to flee NYC because they are worried about Zohran. This group of people that definitely exists and is willing to trade NYC for Cincinnati or Cleveland, or maybe even Toledo? Not that there's anything wrong with those cities, but I mean, c'mon. The smugness just radiating from his very punchable face. Fuck this loser.
July 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Fox tried to do the same thing with Mamdani, but it just ended up sounding pretty awesome
A Faux News graphic showing Mamdani's awesome agenda
July 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Cluck, yeah!
A modern farmer magazine with a chicken on the front.
July 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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These fucking dipshits hanging out on the roof with me ❤️
A yellow and a red house finch sit on a pole
July 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Majestic birb
A picture of a White-tailed Ptarmigan
July 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Congrats, Happy For You meme with various stalled bridge projects listed
July 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Do all the things meme with the text "Primary All The Democrats"
June 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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SpongeBob SquarePants in a mocking stance, asking "But what does our polling say"?
June 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Me trying to solve Connections
Cliff Calvin on Jeopardy asking “What are 4 things that have never been in my kitchen”?
March 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM