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Charlotte
@charlotteearney.bsky.social
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the answer to the question ‘what if Nick Miller was a fat, bisexual woman?’ Head Officer of Silly, the comphet lesbian whisperer, she/her
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · Nov 14
Moving my most beloved post from the old platform to the new: the plus size fashion list!

If you’re struggling to find clothes you like as a fat person, I’ve got you covered! Photo of me at my most slay for algorithm purposes! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
A fat white woman with copper hair stands in front of a tree with colourful string baubles draped over it. She is wearing a bright pink trouser suit with a lilac top.
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Making Frankenstein (2025) my personality for the foreseeable future fyi
October 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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RIP to David lynch but I do wish you’d been brave enough to let Audrey Horne lez out.
September 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I’m watching that Netflix documentary about the billionaire submarine and I’m absolutely losing it that the submarines were driven using PLAYSTATION CONTROLLERS
July 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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I would like to specifically bless whoever decided to make bike shorts big Tshirt a trend bc omg it’s saving my ass this summer
July 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Pride and Prejudice 2005 obviously
sophianyx.bsky.social Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · Jul 11
Without saying Klute, fav Donald Sutherland Film?
Donald Sutherland in a blue suit and tie white shirt short grey hair. hot. "I never think of this business as fun. I don't know why. I think I've actually said something about it being fun, but I don't think of it that way. It's not fun, doing it. It's joyful, it's passionate, it's rewarding, it's a pursuit of truth, but I don't think of it as fun. It's not a game."
July 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Just saw one of the fantastic 4 ads on a bus pass by and fully got a jumpscare because the photoshopping was so bad. Pedro should actually sue I’m not even kidding
July 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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I feel like people talk a lot about these mythical ‘email jobs’ as if they require no effort or skill, but they underestimate the art of crafting a good email
July 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Mum can you come pick me up contrapoints is libbing out again
July 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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It’s me! Come and join ✨
gameassistyt.bsky.social Game Assist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @gameassistyt.bsky.social · May 11
Charlotte is LIVE with Jedi: Fallen Order! Come and hang out while we get into the meat of one of the best Star Wars stories (In Charlotte's opinion)

twitch.tv/gameassistyt
May 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Lots of planets have a France
April 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Thinking about the absolute diva who, at exactly midnight last night, cancelled her 9am hair appointment. I like to think of her about to do a tequila shot when that happened.
April 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Everybody say Happy Birthday @charlotteearney.bsky.social !!
Charlotte, a white woman with orange and blonde hair sits at a restaurant booth, smiling brightly and holding a glass of Sangria. She is wearing a safe green dress and her nails are painted to resemble Pimento Olives. She looks radiant 😍
April 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Everyone stop what you’re doing and look at my pimento olive nails
Charlotte’s hand in a claw shape shows off her nails, which are an olive green with a little deep red dot on each nail to look like a pimento olive
March 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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I’m live with @GameAssistYT so you can also watch at twitch.tv/charlost_ #lostrecords
March 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Have signed up to the library near my work as I’m getting a lot more reading done these days and I’m i’m so renewed with my joy about libraries. They’re so good!!! Books!!!!
February 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Sometimes I don’t get tourists and I’m very flippant about London being confusing and then I look at the jubilee line having stations for West Ham and West Hampstead at opposite ends of the line and I’m like oh
February 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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basiclychris.bsky.social
Seven Years today with @charlotteearney.bsky.social 💝
A white man and woman smiling at the camera: they both have light brown hair. The woman is wearing a bright white dress and chunky sunglasses. The man is wearing thin sunglasses, a black rucksack, and a white t-shirt with brown triangular pattern prints. He has a short beard that (for some reason) he has let grow thicker over his chin than the rest of his face. His hair is spikily quiffed with too much hair wax. A white man and woman taking a mirror selfie. They both sport brown hair. The man has a slightly thicker beard and moustache than in the previous photo. There is a half-empty Prosecco glass in the centre of the shot. The same couple as previously, only the woman now has dyed orange hair, and the man’s hair is now bright blonde. The woman is wearing a loose-fitting orange shirt and a dark orange swimming costume. The man is wearing pale green swimming shorts and a white t-shirt sporting a drawing of the Master Chief’s helmet from Halo: the usually gold visor has been replaced with an explosion of various Pride flags. Both are sticking their tongues out at the camera as they take a mirror selfie in a hotel lift. The same couple smiling for a selfie: the woman’s orange hair is now cropped to a wavy bob, and the man is wearing a pair of large black spectacles. They are cosied up together on a brown sofa, and the man has his arm around the woman’s shoulder.
February 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Ok I AGONISED over this for a few days but I’m first and foremost an Immaculate Collection - William Orbit years stan

Open Your Heart
Ray of Light
Beautiful Stranger
Like a Prayer
Material Girl
beukema.bsky.social Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · Feb 5
Gimme your top 3-5 Madonna songs! No order, no ties, don't think too hard, we know it's your top picks for today and that might change: just go!

Mine:
- Vogue
- Cherish
- Express Yourself
- Live to Tell
- Take a Bow
Why yes, I was primarily listening to Top 40 radio from 1989-1996. Why do you ask?
A frame from the movie Dick Tracy shows Madonna as Breathless Mahoney in a high-necked, backless, sparkly black gown, looking side-eyed over her shoulder toward the camera. Behind her a band in black tie and white jackets is playing.
February 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Ok so good news I have a trial shift at a cool salon tomorrow! I need some models to show where I’m at skill wise (junior but with lots of passion and knowledge), does anyone want a free cut or a cheap colour in Peckham tomorrow? Any time between 11am-7pm 💕
February 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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No one talk to me please I’m busy playing sims 2
January 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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If nothing else this is a pretty on the nose demonstration that gender crits never actually cared about women’s issues
hleehurley.com Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · Jan 28
Telegraph today reporting that "Wes Streeting is to drop women’s health targets from an NHS plan, prompting accusations the Health Secretary is sidelining female patients"
January 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Never kill yourself 🫡
Headline that reads ‘the sims 1 and 2 are reportedly being re-released with all expansions this week’
January 28, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Me literally every day since 31st October 2017
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I decided to go back to work today after a week off sick and BOY was that a Mistake
January 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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On one of mine and @charlotteearney.bsky.social’s early dates, we went to see CALL ME BY YOUR NAME at Picturehouse Central and stopped by their photobooth.

Almost seven (!!!) years later, we did the same thing before watching BABYGIRL last week ❤️
Two photographs: the one on the left is in a slightly dusty dark blue picture frame, and is divided into four smaller photos of a man and woman posing in different positions (smiling, kissing, sticking their tongues out). On the right is a freshly-printed one, showing the same couple pulling similar faces.
January 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM