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it's charloh! (it/its)
@charloh.online
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hello we are char and Shiloh from online of the internet. plural, nonbinary, disabled, depressed. brave little toaster. will post about drinking and being sad. will also yell about the seattle kraken. 40 or something like it. acab.
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the votes are in
a DoorDash order from 7-11 2x Voodoo Ranger Juice Force Hazy Imperial IPA Cans (12 fl oz x 6 ct) $28.58 Columbus Pepperoni Snack Tray (3 oz) $6.09
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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did we order pupusas? yes

did we also order "veggie fries"? yes

what's that, you ask?
Veggie Fries Crispy fries layered with melted cheese, pinto beans, sour cream, creamy guacamole, and fresh pico de gallo
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.

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a very small bright green frog sitting on a running track. a graduation ceremony is happening on the grass in the center of the track, with a number of robed teens awaiting release from high school at last. the frog does not know it is at a graduation. it has never heard of school. we are all jealous of the frog. green with envy, even - green like the frog.
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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A bubble on a blue background containing a circular avatar of @charloh.online in the middle, then arranged around @charloh.online more circular avatars of people who @charloh.online interacts with. The size of the circlular avatars are getting smaller as you move around and outwards representing less and less interaction. Avatars in order from most interaction to least interaction include @theoraclej.com, @katie.bzky.team, @fumblebee.bsky.social, @raantuva.blacksky.app, @floregonian.com, @babblingfringe.bsky.social, @mayawest.online, @hypercubexl.bsky.social, @undefined, @kauantai.bsky.social, @undefined, @bennettelder.net, @undefined, @gopher33j.bsky.social, @ob1moroney.bsky.social, @nebulena.net, @reverendjesus.com, @k1m.bsky.social, @regretagarbo.rip, @moxiest.art, @undefined, @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social, @froggher.bsky.social, @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network, @starsetbyte.lol. A credit at the bottom right reads #bubbel All Time - Top 25 @charloh.online's Interactions https://bubbel.blue
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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well we can't say for sure if we hit our head on the way down but we are serious about the stroke thing, we got a picture of that scan around here somewhere...
a picture of a brain scan, showing the areas affected by a stroke (the white parts). It's hard to tell from here, but the damage is to the right half, more towards the back of the head.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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very interesting to see that the full list is mostly people who were not available to provide consent for, uh, reasons.
Here’s the full list of celebrity voices in ElevenLabs’ Iconic Voice Marketplace: Michael Caine, Liza Minelli, Art Garfunkel, Shoeless Joe Jackson, Judy Garland, John Wayne, Bettie Page, Burt Reynolds, Maya Angelou, Richard Feynman, Laurence Olivier, Amelia Earhart, Babe Ruth, Mark Twain, Ty Cobb, Jack Dempsey, Rocky Marciano, Al Joyner, Johnny Weissmuller, Jim Thorpe, Thomas Edison, Jean Harlow, Lana Turner, Mickey Rooney, Montgomery Clift, Alan Turing, J. Robert Oppenheimer and Rock Hudson.
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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we gotchu
the same photo as above but with crude highlighting added in red, green, and blue in a facsimile - nay, a mockery - of the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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oh god no please do not do this
screenshot of a notification Co- Star now Your day at a glance Someone is disastrously in love with you.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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let's. fucking. go.
Avocado Ranch Crispy Chicken Burrito Crispy Chicken Strip, Avocado Ranch Sauce, Cheese, Lettuce, Pico De Gallo, Purple Cabbage $7.19 Crispy Chicken Strips 4Pk, Creamy Chipotle Sauce, Creamy Jalapeño Sauce $9.75 Large Nacho Fries Large Seasoned Fries, Creamy Jalapeño Sauce $4.26
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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John Fetterman mid speech with an extremely crude speech bubble to suggest he is saying the quoted skeet like the Nazi he is
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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*Anthony Keidis voice*
"it's Cali for nication" in the style of "Zohran for New York City"
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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"so I dub thee un for givennnnn" in the style of "Zohran for New York City"
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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"you wouldn't for load a car" in the style of "Zohran for New York City"
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"MAY THE for ce Be With You" in the style of "Zohran for New York City"
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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"I want to be for ever young" in the style of "Zohran for New York City"
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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"broken for me" in the style of "Zohran for New York City"
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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text in the form of Zohran Mamdani's campaign posters, reading "Flowers for Algernon"
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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repost with alt
Oscar Isaac as Victor Frankenstein, scowling deeply towards the camera. he is dressed in green and red robes and dark pants, sitting on a stone bench covered in thick moss. a ruined wall stands behind him, decorated in blue and gold. white text over the image reads "oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is 🙄"
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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this is your periodic reminder that Joey Daccord
Seattle Kraken goalie Joey Daccord, wearing his leg pads but nothing on top except a pro wrestling style belt slung over his shoulder. he is very muscular and conventionally attractive.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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look upon our works, ye mighty, and despair
Nachos BellGrande Black Beans, Beans, Extra Nacho Cheese Sauce, Reduced-Fat Sour Cream, Tomatoes, Creamy Jalapeño Sauce $10.48 Beefy 5-Layer Burrito Seasoned Beef, Beans, Cheese, Nacho Cheese Sauce, Reduced-Fat Sour Cream, Creamy Jalapeño Sauce $7.31 Cheese Quesadilla Creamy Jalapeño Sauce, Three-Cheese Blend $7.80
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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drug addict Jesus Lee Pace In Space
Lee Pace in Foundation season 3, wearing nothing but a blue striped sash tied around his waste. he has a full beard and long hair, both brown. he is quite toned and conventionally attractive.
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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it's very funny to us personally that gamers spend twice as much on remakes than they do on remasters EXCEPT FOR TES Oblivion remaster, which made more money than any other remake or remaster by a very large margin
Remakes and remasters by peak monthly active users and consumer spend across Xbox, PlayStation and Steam, January 2024- September 2025 final fantasy rebirth and silent hill 2 remakes highlight the overall trend but are still dwarfed by oblivion remastered
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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original post: Everything you do with your pet should be monitored and they should never be left alone with toys. They are like small children because accidents happen when you least expect it and evena dog can choke on a toy or in this case drown by getting too much water into their lungs. And this is not to shame the owner. I am sure they are devastated and will know better now. reply: it's not in the dog's lungs. Water intoxication is in their stomach. Did you actually read the article before typing this? OP reply: I did, but thanks for your input. In order to have water make its way into your stomach, it has to enter pass your lungs. No need to school me on a dogs anatomy. It's unhelpful and not appreciated.
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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book covers that went hard as hell when you were 13 years old
cover art for The Test of the Twins (Dragonlance Legends Volume 2) showing Raistlin Majere in his black mage robes standing over his armored brother, Caramon, and the cleric Crysania whose white robes are torn.
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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LOOK AT THIS. AND THE LOGO IS LITERALLY GLOW IN THE DARK / UV REACTIVE
the Seattle Kraken 2025 third jersey, a blackout option with extra teal stripes on the arms and one alarming red stripe on each arm and across the bottom. the kraken logo crest is glow in the dark, with a red eye
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM