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hello we are char and Shiloh from online of the internet. plural, nonbinary, disabled, depressed. brave little toaster. will post about drinking and being sad. will also yell about the seattle kraken. 40 or something like it. acab.
FINE

goodnight bsky, be safe
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
first reply wins!

We should:

go to bed

have one more
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Bill Clinton should be tried at the Hague just like the rest of

THEM
The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
2025 is unique in that it does not appear in a list of top 10 years within the current decade
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
we like to cite our sources when we lyricpost #hashtag #millenial
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
oh my god there's a whole workday tomorrow isn't there

shitting hellfuck
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
it is true that ignorance is bliss but having come from ignorance, the bliss is not worth the cost
maybe if I wasn’t such an anarchist I would be happier
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Journalists please, please, please copy paste your big blocks screenshot text into alt text. It takes five seconds longer and makes your work three times as accessible and searchable.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
somebody tell me
where did we go wrong?
this is not the world that I remember

I once believed that
we had a future
now I'm afraid that
I am not so sure
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
charloh lore drop: we moved into our current apartment at the beginning of March 2020. it was meant to be a fresh start. we had to work in office briefly while the company sorted our internet out

We were in the office packing up our computer to return to WFH when the first shutdown was announced.
who else remembers when they said if we all stayed inside for two weeks in March 2020 then it would be okay
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
who else remembers when they said if we all stayed inside for two weeks in March 2020 then it would be okay
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
the votes are in
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
our work burnout has burnout at this point but if we can just hang on until Thanksgiving then we'll get four days off which will not help at all and instead just leave us with four days of work we didn't do that now need to be completed immediately as a top priority because salaried life is hell
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
we should

a: order beer and a snack
II. just order food
c) shut up and go to bed
4 - all of the above somehow
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
if we saw Corey Doctorow in public we wouldn't even know who he was
internet is crazy
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
kaapo kakko be like

*misses the beginning of the season due to injury*

*scores a goal in his 7th game after returning*

*injured again, refuses to elaborate*
No update on @seattlekraken.com forward Kaapo Kakko from head coach Lane Lambert following tonight’s win.

#SeaKraken #SeattleKraken
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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What if what we KNEW WE FUCKING KNEW IN TWENTY SEVENTY WHEN WOMEN STOOD UP AND BEEN TAKEN SERIOUSLY

AND HANDLED TRUTHFULLY

WHAT IF BLACK LIVES HAD MATTERED FOR LONGER THAN GUILT

WHAT COULD WE HAVE DONE
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
today a friend got upset at us for pointing out that aioli requires garlic bc that's literally what it means that's what that word is, "garlic and oil" and he was like, no this restaurant has aioli with other spices, no garlic, and we had to explain that them being wrong doesn't mean he had to also
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
hey Vince, roll them sleeves a bit and we can probably get a few new hockey fans

just saying
“We don’t panic when we were down.

Things happen in games and we adapt to them and lift each other up.”

-Vince Dunn

#SeaKraken
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"microwave on high for 10-13 minutes" (recommendation based on 500 watt microwave, results may vary)
Idea: hotter pockets
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
we are getting SO CLOSE to the big Plot Twist of DQ3 and we're so pumped to have all of our sense of victory ripped away
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
why do all the Kraken players have cop mustaches
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM