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imagine being a TSA employee - WORKING FOR FREE RIGHT NOW - and at 7am Nancy Mace is swearing at you for doing your job - yikes
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Enjoying getting back into baseball via MLB playoffs. Really fun stuff, though...

I do desperately need a hero to smite down all the "momentum" talk I continually hear...

feels like a job for @patrickclaybon.bsky.social 👀 ...?
October 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment
September 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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LA is a funny town
September 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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It's funny because the wafer to ice cream proportion doesn't look like it could possibly be right but when you take a bite you realize they know what the fuck they're doing and you're an idiot
Without question, one of the greatest sandwiches in all of existence. #SandwichSky
September 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
amazing
September 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Love when my political movement requires me to renounce maybe the most beloved novel in American history
September 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The fact that you are all mocking this man shows we have lost touch with the Old Ass Kicker genre. This man merely looks like a dad. Attaching pics of true Old Ass Kickers
September 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Andy Reid Gently Tells Travis Kelce What Expected Of Him On Wedding Night
Andy Reid Gently Tells Travis Kelce What Expected Of Him On Wedding Night
KANSAS CITY, MO—Stressing that preparation was important both on and off the field, Chiefs head coach Andy Reid reportedly sat tight end Travis Kelce down Friday to gently go over what would be expect...
theonion.com
September 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
March 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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great example of a common dynamic: anything that anyone vaguely left-coded on the internet says is associated with and becomes a problem for “the democratic party”
A message I just got from a buddy of mine, who’s a long time Democratic Party campaign consultant: “This Sydney Sweeney thing is the kind of thing that turns men away from our party. It’s why men think our party is weak & insane.”

My response to him? “Fuck yea it is. You are exactly right.”
July 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Sex Criminals
July 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝

hope you’re having a good one wish i was there

Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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July 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Colbert should just run for President. I mean, it worked for Trump when his show was cancelled.
July 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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and another thing: i don't draw pictures. please dont put in the newspaper that i draw pictures.
“Also, I don’t draw pictures”
July 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Rolling Stone continues to teach a masterclass in headline writing www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
July 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
fun fact: I once did a performance art piece where I (simulated) fu**ed a hamburger!
July 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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“Masturbation is perfectly natural,” I explain to the angry librarian.
July 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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major job losses in the neo nazi industry, as publications replace writers with Grok
July 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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These people's worst fear is that someone somewhere is secretly trying to convince them to care about other people
The expansion of "woke" to encompass "pro-immigrant" sentiments is yet further proof, as if we didn't have enough already, that the word now exists as a catch-all for any and all objects of reactionary displeasure.
July 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Elon Musk’s Grok AI posted about Musk’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein in first person, as if Grok was Musk. In response to viral exposure, the original Grok post has been deleted and Grok is now falsely claiming screenshots of it are fabricated. This is just one example of why AI is so dangerous
July 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Call the fire department - that tree is on fire
kayin.moe Kayin @kayin.moe · Jul 5
my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all
July 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM