King Charles III
@charlesiii.bsky.social
Nature Lover, Philanthropist, Listener, Owner of Swans, woke.
For the Commonwealth!
*NOT A KING OR CALLED CHARLES
For the Commonwealth!
*NOT A KING OR CALLED CHARLES
Once again Donald "the huge fucking idiot" Trump embarrassed himself in the UK.
Don't worry about whats on TV, the staff and I are having an absolute whale of a time reviewing all of his blunders.
We weren't sure if Vance was "cumming" so we put plastic wrap on all of the chaises just in case.
Don't worry about whats on TV, the staff and I are having an absolute whale of a time reviewing all of his blunders.
We weren't sure if Vance was "cumming" so we put plastic wrap on all of the chaises just in case.
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Once again Donald "the huge fucking idiot" Trump embarrassed himself in the UK.
Don't worry about whats on TV, the staff and I are having an absolute whale of a time reviewing all of his blunders.
We weren't sure if Vance was "cumming" so we put plastic wrap on all of the chaises just in case.
Don't worry about whats on TV, the staff and I are having an absolute whale of a time reviewing all of his blunders.
We weren't sure if Vance was "cumming" so we put plastic wrap on all of the chaises just in case.
I'm so glad people didn't protest me, I'm actually a nice king, I'm very lovely, all my friends say so anyway.
June 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I'm so glad people didn't protest me, I'm actually a nice king, I'm very lovely, all my friends say so anyway.
What is this world coming to? Who would have thought a chap named after a fart would be one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
June 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
What is this world coming to? Who would have thought a chap named after a fart would be one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
I would literally die for the Commonwealth, you mess with Canada, you mess with ME!
March 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I would literally die for the Commonwealth, you mess with Canada, you mess with ME!
I'm thinking about inviting Zelenskyy over again but this time we'll play guitar hero or maybe Wii sports, I can tell you right now Trump is NOT invited though.
March 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I'm thinking about inviting Zelenskyy over again but this time we'll play guitar hero or maybe Wii sports, I can tell you right now Trump is NOT invited though.
You know, That piece of excrement known as Elon Musk doesn't wear suits, but for some reason we don't see any animosity toward him.... Peculiar.
March 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You know, That piece of excrement known as Elon Musk doesn't wear suits, but for some reason we don't see any animosity toward him.... Peculiar.
Trump wishes he was me... A REAL king! 👑
February 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Trump wishes he was me... A REAL king! 👑
Haven't been here in a while....I see we have video now, what a marvelous thing to come back to.
I eagerly await the day we can surpass twitter for active users.
I eagerly await the day we can surpass twitter for active users.
February 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Haven't been here in a while....I see we have video now, what a marvelous thing to come back to.
I eagerly await the day we can surpass twitter for active users.
I eagerly await the day we can surpass twitter for active users.
My face when I saw that miniature musk boy telling Donald Trump to go away.
It really warmed my cockles.
It really warmed my cockles.
February 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My face when I saw that miniature musk boy telling Donald Trump to go away.
It really warmed my cockles.
It really warmed my cockles.
What an absolute kerfuffle
February 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What an absolute kerfuffle
Everyday seems to be the worst day since yesterday in the USA.
January 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Everyday seems to be the worst day since yesterday in the USA.
The Bluesky revolution is underway, many of my inner circle are denouncing that other place in favour of greener pastures.
December 5, 2024 at 4:11 PM
The Bluesky revolution is underway, many of my inner circle are denouncing that other place in favour of greener pastures.
Bro, I still can't believe I have three middle names...THREE!
November 25, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Bro, I still can't believe I have three middle names...THREE!
Anyone fancy a cup of tea?
November 24, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Anyone fancy a cup of tea?
There exists little merit in the notion of democracy when ignorance is held in such high esteem.
November 20, 2024 at 4:59 AM
There exists little merit in the notion of democracy when ignorance is held in such high esteem.
Linda McMahon......ok what in the Royal fuck is going on in the USA right now.
November 20, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Linda McMahon......ok what in the Royal fuck is going on in the USA right now.
Remembering the times I've met Don, he has a weird obsession with Ikea meatballs, and likes to carry a Ziploc bag in his pocket at all times. He thanked the UK for introducing Ikea to the world.... I didn't have the heart to tell him.
November 19, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Remembering the times I've met Don, he has a weird obsession with Ikea meatballs, and likes to carry a Ziploc bag in his pocket at all times. He thanked the UK for introducing Ikea to the world.... I didn't have the heart to tell him.
I love that the fascists on Twitter do their best to run off the decent people, then proceed to follow them here to bluesky and act surprised when they are not welcome. If you hate us so much stop flirting.
November 19, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I love that the fascists on Twitter do their best to run off the decent people, then proceed to follow them here to bluesky and act surprised when they are not welcome. If you hate us so much stop flirting.
To anybody residing in the UK.....please disregard anything you saw on dispatches about my secret millions, totally not true, I did have millions but had to spend it on PR work to defend my nonce brother.
November 13, 2024 at 3:44 PM
To anybody residing in the UK.....please disregard anything you saw on dispatches about my secret millions, totally not true, I did have millions but had to spend it on PR work to defend my nonce brother.
Apparently my likeness is going to be represented in a video game called Dead By Daylight, Camilla said I should research before approving it but what's the worst that can happen? It's not like they will make me some kind of crazed killer or something.
October 21, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Apparently my likeness is going to be represented in a video game called Dead By Daylight, Camilla said I should research before approving it but what's the worst that can happen? It's not like they will make me some kind of crazed killer or something.
My favourite time of the year, I can go down to the local Tesco Express alone and people think I'm just a dedicated individual dressing up as myself for Halloween.
Sometimes I can manage a M&S jaunt to grab some Percy Pigs.
Sometimes I can manage a M&S jaunt to grab some Percy Pigs.
October 21, 2024 at 2:28 PM
My favourite time of the year, I can go down to the local Tesco Express alone and people think I'm just a dedicated individual dressing up as myself for Halloween.
Sometimes I can manage a M&S jaunt to grab some Percy Pigs.
Sometimes I can manage a M&S jaunt to grab some Percy Pigs.
Is the Bluesky timeline broken? I keep saying "show me less of this" for certain content and it's essentially 80% of my feed despite me never actually engaging with it, or maybe it just takes time to figure out a new algorithm and point that towards me instead?
Honestly considering a royal siege
Honestly considering a royal siege
October 18, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Is the Bluesky timeline broken? I keep saying "show me less of this" for certain content and it's essentially 80% of my feed despite me never actually engaging with it, or maybe it just takes time to figure out a new algorithm and point that towards me instead?
Honestly considering a royal siege
Honestly considering a royal siege
Andrew just called to tell me about a new girl he met in a place called Roblox(?) I don't know where that is but honestly between me and you, Andrew is a creep. Somebody should check on the age requirement of this club, I hope it's aimed at adults!
October 18, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Andrew just called to tell me about a new girl he met in a place called Roblox(?) I don't know where that is but honestly between me and you, Andrew is a creep. Somebody should check on the age requirement of this club, I hope it's aimed at adults!