Charles𖦹Gardener ✹
@charlesgardener.bsky.social
Flowers and filth. Winds and rains is cold. Sun is warm. A dry leaf in winter. Where are my shoes?
Really? I had hoped for something far worse/better.
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Really? I had hoped for something far worse/better.
Good luck wi’ that.
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Good luck wi’ that.
One must explore this new talent Sire. Go steady.
December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
One must explore this new talent Sire. Go steady.
We know what he really wants.
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We know what he really wants.
Ah! There you are. #FuckOffFriday wouldn’t have the depth of “fuck off” with out you. A happy #FuckOffFriday.
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ah! There you are. #FuckOffFriday wouldn’t have the depth of “fuck off” with out you. A happy #FuckOffFriday.
We hear you Sire. Supermac is still scoring. Lindisfarne not so good.
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We hear you Sire. Supermac is still scoring. Lindisfarne not so good.
It’s almost as though your paint is alive. I see things. Almost whole stories. I look again and everything has moved on.
I find myself thinking of Ray Bradbury but that’s probably my obsession.
I find myself thinking of Ray Bradbury but that’s probably my obsession.
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It’s almost as though your paint is alive. I see things. Almost whole stories. I look again and everything has moved on.
I find myself thinking of Ray Bradbury but that’s probably my obsession.
I find myself thinking of Ray Bradbury but that’s probably my obsession.
Wind’s up.🌬️ And there be holes about the fabric of the house. Strange whistlings can be heard here.
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Wind’s up.🌬️ And there be holes about the fabric of the house. Strange whistlings can be heard here.
Get pissed. Destroy.
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Get pissed. Destroy.
Have you suffered a head injury?
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Have you suffered a head injury?
Hell of a time to be a serious chronicler of events with insight. Trump degrades us all.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hell of a time to be a serious chronicler of events with insight. Trump degrades us all.
Yes. New patterns seem to form only to be countered by aberration. Extremity becomes the norm with moments of misplaced conformity.
There is still a joy in rainbows. Especially in times of long shadows.
There is still a joy in rainbows. Especially in times of long shadows.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Yes. New patterns seem to form only to be countered by aberration. Extremity becomes the norm with moments of misplaced conformity.
There is still a joy in rainbows. Especially in times of long shadows.
There is still a joy in rainbows. Especially in times of long shadows.
I have released the plant based quince gin this eve.🚀
“Mars ain't the kind of place
To raise your kids.”
“Mars ain't the kind of place
To raise your kids.”
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I have released the plant based quince gin this eve.🚀
“Mars ain't the kind of place
To raise your kids.”
“Mars ain't the kind of place
To raise your kids.”
I like a single strong coffee. If you’re ever feeling flash with the cash get some “Velluto Nero” from these people. It’s not that expensive. I am gifted this from someone I work for. Long story about trust and looking out for each other. Sometimes we should have nice things. Not expected. Just care
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I like a single strong coffee. If you’re ever feeling flash with the cash get some “Velluto Nero” from these people. It’s not that expensive. I am gifted this from someone I work for. Long story about trust and looking out for each other. Sometimes we should have nice things. Not expected. Just care
Do you have a Fray Bentos story?
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Do you have a Fray Bentos story?
Almost a Barry Smyth moment.
Toff: “I’d like you to cut down these trees Barry. Do what you want with the wood.”
One year later.
Toff: “Do you know where I can buy some wood for the fire Barry?”
Barry: “Yes.”
I miss Barry. He had a rare wisdom.
Toff: “I’d like you to cut down these trees Barry. Do what you want with the wood.”
One year later.
Toff: “Do you know where I can buy some wood for the fire Barry?”
Barry: “Yes.”
I miss Barry. He had a rare wisdom.
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Almost a Barry Smyth moment.
Toff: “I’d like you to cut down these trees Barry. Do what you want with the wood.”
One year later.
Toff: “Do you know where I can buy some wood for the fire Barry?”
Barry: “Yes.”
I miss Barry. He had a rare wisdom.
Toff: “I’d like you to cut down these trees Barry. Do what you want with the wood.”
One year later.
Toff: “Do you know where I can buy some wood for the fire Barry?”
Barry: “Yes.”
I miss Barry. He had a rare wisdom.
It was damn cold. February. Two weeks in to a 5 month stay in Colo. Fresh from UK. My aunt’s grandmother died. Settler family. An open casket funeral. I know history is dark. But that day I met some people beyond those today. Welcoming and generous and a sense of fate and joy. It has stayed with me.
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It was damn cold. February. Two weeks in to a 5 month stay in Colo. Fresh from UK. My aunt’s grandmother died. Settler family. An open casket funeral. I know history is dark. But that day I met some people beyond those today. Welcoming and generous and a sense of fate and joy. It has stayed with me.
The dark season of The Shed. Soon it will be spring.
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The dark season of The Shed. Soon it will be spring.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Ahh.. Colorado in 1982. Up in the Foothills. Alone for weeks. With a circular saw. And my O level metalwork skills restoring running water. Adopting a cat. And watching Hummingbirds. The sadness at the death of James Honeyman-Scott. And the love of people amid some strange types. Wyoming was weird.
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ahh.. Colorado in 1982. Up in the Foothills. Alone for weeks. With a circular saw. And my O level metalwork skills restoring running water. Adopting a cat. And watching Hummingbirds. The sadness at the death of James Honeyman-Scott. And the love of people amid some strange types. Wyoming was weird.