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Charitie Hartsig 🌵🌷🦋
@charitiehartsig.bsky.social
Labor & Employment attorney. Astrophysicist wannabe. Scrabble ninja. Cool auntie. 💃 Mermaid librarian in the making. 🧜‍♀️📚
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"Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself." ~ Rumi
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Me, on a date, trying to sound normal: "Did you know that all points in time and space are connected? Also, I can spell scatological. Test me."
December 22, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Blue whale calves are the biggest babies on Earth with the exception of adults who whine about ppl saying "Happy Holidays."
December 22, 2024 at 10:23 AM
I'm always thinking about what my post-lawyer career could be. I'm flirting with the idea of being a mobile sock darner. I'd carry my own needle and thread, naturally.
December 15, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Since I'm reveling in victimhood and self imposed depression, do you think I should force myself to churn my own butter tomorrow morning?
December 15, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I think I might have the consumption. Not really, but I *am* being the world's biggest crybaby and drama queen right now.
December 15, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I would literally rather be in the same room with a malevolent ghost spirit than with any spider whatsoever.
December 12, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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👏 I’m a proud New Yorker ✊
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE!

We have learned that AOC has secured enough votes to become the Democratic ranking member on Oversight Committee!!

Who else supports her 100%!
December 12, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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It’s awkward when the guy can’t expand on “astrophysical anomaly.”
December 11, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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"I don't think I'm allowed to kill something because I am frightened."
—Nikki Giovanni 💔

#poem #poems #poetry
December 10, 2024 at 10:48 AM
I went on a date tonight. It was weird. 🤣
December 11, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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There is an app to see who blocks you. I made it on a Block List of people who hate "Cybertrucks". LOL

Some people also blocked me, but now I can't say "I'm sorry you feel that way".

clearsky.app

There is a "Find account" search field you can search on yourself.
December 10, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Can we all agree that "I'm sorry you feel that way" is not a genuine apology?
December 10, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I'm selfish in bed. I want 9-10.
My biggest fantasy in the bedroom is getting eight hours of sleep.
December 10, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Doesn't DeSantis already have a big enough death toll from COVID?
December 10, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Imagine paying your whole working life into social security and Medicare and then voting for the party who campaigns on cutting those benefits.
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December 9, 2024 at 8:43 PM
People who are shocked or stunned by anything Trump does should probably stop getting their news exclusively from Fox and Twitter.
December 9, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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LOL @ "stunning". stunning to who, exactly?
December 9, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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Bill Clinton: "People are losing faith in the institutions and in many many places, they're gonna reward the people that destroyed their faith."
December 9, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Every word out of his mouth is a lie. But Americans no longer care about lying.
Trump: 13,099 murderers released into our country over the last three years.

Welker: The thirteen thousand figure I think goes back around 40 years

Trump: No, it doesn’t. It’s within the three year period. It’s during the Biden term
December 9, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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Trauma conditioning lies to us about how important others' approval is. It just does. It knows getting us to believe that others' approval is as (or more!) important than oxygen is an amazing way to keep us anxious & focused on things other than our own needs, goals, & recovery.
December 9, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Does wearing socks to bed unbearably suffocate your feet, or are you normal?
December 9, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Need this for my office.
I saw this on TizzyENT’s gram. It’s perfect 👌.
December 9, 2024 at 6:40 AM
He's back in my phone under the contact name "Noooo. Nooo. Nooo." Which means the relationship has become full circle.
December 9, 2024 at 6:30 AM
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I’m late, but I didn’t forget! Hello, #ArtAdventCalendar! Today’s is my only successful flower painting, a humble tulip

#watercolor #traditionalart #art #painting
December 9, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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House of Bruccia
December 2024
December 9, 2024 at 2:37 AM