CJ Lorey
@chaotic-thembo.bsky.social
Notorious foraging fiend🪻🌿| Training for the Silly Goose Olympics 🪿| Howl coded queer 🪄🏳️🌈| Here for the fun facts and giggles 🤓|
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STOP RESTING
ON MY LAURELS
ON MY LAURELS
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
STOP RESTING
ON MY LAURELS
ON MY LAURELS
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I repeat: coyotes are animals who court disaster. Frequently in hilarious ways. I'm gonna write a blog post one of these days. "Sigh. Another coyote has fallen out of a tree." (Yes, they climb trees.)
"But what comes out is not a raccoon, a stray dog or a possum. It's an adult male coyote, who immediately jumps back in to hide behind the lettuce and spinach."
Chicago Tribune: Coyote rescued from Aldi fridge section in Humboldt Park www.chicagotribune.com/2025/01/13/c...
Chicago Tribune: Coyote rescued from Aldi fridge section in Humboldt Park www.chicagotribune.com/2025/01/13/c...
Coyote rescued from Aldi fridge section in Humboldt Park
Animal appeared uninjured and will be assessed before being released back into the wild if that is deemed appropriate.
www.chicagotribune.com
January 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I repeat: coyotes are animals who court disaster. Frequently in hilarious ways. I'm gonna write a blog post one of these days. "Sigh. Another coyote has fallen out of a tree." (Yes, they climb trees.)
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*former ICE officer interviewing for a job a decade from now*
Interviewer: yeah is says here on your resume that you’re a piece of shit?
Interviewer: yeah is says here on your resume that you’re a piece of shit?
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
*former ICE officer interviewing for a job a decade from now*
Interviewer: yeah is says here on your resume that you’re a piece of shit?
Interviewer: yeah is says here on your resume that you’re a piece of shit?
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Gambit is a deeply unserious man
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Gambit is a deeply unserious man
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
strangely inspirational
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I feel like this is worth resharing.
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I feel like this is worth resharing.
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Please share.
November 17, 2023 at 11:27 PM
Please share.
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December 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
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writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
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enough with these hollywood reboots
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
enough with these hollywood reboots
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There’s even more Bisexual energy if you get a Shiny Toucannon with a background.
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
There’s even more Bisexual energy if you get a Shiny Toucannon with a background.
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Here's your reminder to draw in a sketchbook!!!!!
Draw ugly!! Draw weird!!!!
DRAW WITH NOTHING BUT PEN OR PAINT MARKERS
LET YOURSELF MAKE MISTAKES
it's part of the process~
Draw ugly!! Draw weird!!!!
DRAW WITH NOTHING BUT PEN OR PAINT MARKERS
LET YOURSELF MAKE MISTAKES
it's part of the process~
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Here's your reminder to draw in a sketchbook!!!!!
Draw ugly!! Draw weird!!!!
DRAW WITH NOTHING BUT PEN OR PAINT MARKERS
LET YOURSELF MAKE MISTAKES
it's part of the process~
Draw ugly!! Draw weird!!!!
DRAW WITH NOTHING BUT PEN OR PAINT MARKERS
LET YOURSELF MAKE MISTAKES
it's part of the process~
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Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
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The years: *start coming*
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The years: *start coming*
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
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Science PSA: Never abbreviate “analysis” as “anal”. Ever.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Science PSA: Never abbreviate “analysis” as “anal”. Ever.
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Washingtonians are stepping up during this difficult time. I encourage everyone to keep supporting local food banks and pantries if you’re able.
The Republican-controlled Congress needs to get the government working and restore full SNAP benefits.
The Republican-controlled Congress needs to get the government working and restore full SNAP benefits.
As SNAP freeze looms, Washingtonians step up to help their neighbors
www.kuow.org
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Washingtonians are stepping up during this difficult time. I encourage everyone to keep supporting local food banks and pantries if you’re able.
The Republican-controlled Congress needs to get the government working and restore full SNAP benefits.
The Republican-controlled Congress needs to get the government working and restore full SNAP benefits.
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November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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When they tell you to shut up and just obey the Dear Leader's words, just remember...
October 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
When they tell you to shut up and just obey the Dear Leader's words, just remember...
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Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/
September 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/