@chaortic.bsky.social
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Irony level: FATALITY!!
October 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Irony level: FATALITY!!
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We do not deploy American forces against Americans in our own cities.
Our military is not trained for domestic law enforcement.
It’s illegal and un-American.
Our military is not trained for domestic law enforcement.
It’s illegal and un-American.
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
We do not deploy American forces against Americans in our own cities.
Our military is not trained for domestic law enforcement.
It’s illegal and un-American.
Our military is not trained for domestic law enforcement.
It’s illegal and un-American.
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I'd trade the last Star Wars trilogy as well for this sequel
August 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'd trade the last Star Wars trilogy as well for this sequel
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Thought we could use a morning laugh
June 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Thought we could use a morning laugh
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The Minnesota shooter apparently used data broker websites to find the home addresses of the people he shot and murdered.
Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again.
Their inaction is deadly.
Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again.
Their inaction is deadly.
June 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The Minnesota shooter apparently used data broker websites to find the home addresses of the people he shot and murdered.
Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again.
Their inaction is deadly.
Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again.
Their inaction is deadly.
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Bringing the trend over this way courtesy of @azaij.bsky.social 😆
May 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Bringing the trend over this way courtesy of @azaij.bsky.social 😆
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I "replied all" to something I didn't need to today, and an AARP card appeared in my wallet instantly.
May 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I "replied all" to something I didn't need to today, and an AARP card appeared in my wallet instantly.
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I was looking at a bob olley sculpt of a troll yesterday and it occurred to me a RFK Jr paint job would work…
RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
WASHINGTON—Promising to use all of his power as health secretary to find a cure for the condition, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly directed the National Institutes of Health on Friday to create a registry of U.S. introverts who sometimes get social anxiety. “When I was younger, there were never people who liked to spend time […]
theonion.com
April 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I was looking at a bob olley sculpt of a troll yesterday and it occurred to me a RFK Jr paint job would work…
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Lemme know when the stock market hits 1929!
(rimshot)
(cow moo)
(old-timey car horn)
(boooooing! noise)
(edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)
(rimshot)
(cow moo)
(old-timey car horn)
(boooooing! noise)
(edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)
April 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Lemme know when the stock market hits 1929!
(rimshot)
(cow moo)
(old-timey car horn)
(boooooing! noise)
(edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)
(rimshot)
(cow moo)
(old-timey car horn)
(boooooing! noise)
(edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)
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Your go to Spring Break tank top.
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buff.ly/2Du2ZmY
April 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Your go to Spring Break tank top.
buff.ly/2Du2ZmY
buff.ly/2Du2ZmY
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(Me flirting) Did you know microbes in the human body contribute MORE to the human body’s survival than our bodies themselves? And there are more microbial genes than human in our bodies?
We just big ol’ walkin’ terrariums.
The sauce:
www.nih.gov/news-events/...
We just big ol’ walkin’ terrariums.
The sauce:
www.nih.gov/news-events/...
NIH Human Microbiome Project defines normal bacterial makeup of the body
Genome sequencing creates first reference data for microbes living with healthy adults.
www.nih.gov
March 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
(Me flirting) Did you know microbes in the human body contribute MORE to the human body’s survival than our bodies themselves? And there are more microbial genes than human in our bodies?
We just big ol’ walkin’ terrariums.
The sauce:
www.nih.gov/news-events/...
We just big ol’ walkin’ terrariums.
The sauce:
www.nih.gov/news-events/...
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The show that started it all! Radio updates from a weird desert town that doesn't exist. Or does it? Over a decade in, we are still having a blast writing this show, and our Patreon is what allows us to do it.
Find out how to support the show you love here: buff.ly/lagcGRu
Find out how to support the show you love here: buff.ly/lagcGRu
March 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The show that started it all! Radio updates from a weird desert town that doesn't exist. Or does it? Over a decade in, we are still having a blast writing this show, and our Patreon is what allows us to do it.
Find out how to support the show you love here: buff.ly/lagcGRu
Find out how to support the show you love here: buff.ly/lagcGRu
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whoever keeps screaming "oh god fuck me Aquaman" needs to keep it down because my wife is trying to take a bath
February 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
whoever keeps screaming "oh god fuck me Aquaman" needs to keep it down because my wife is trying to take a bath
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Every kiss begins with Kay. Every death takes place during a Day. Every weird impulse eventually finds a Way.
February 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Every kiss begins with Kay. Every death takes place during a Day. Every weird impulse eventually finds a Way.
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Incoming message from the Grammy’s. Lady Gaga wants to know what the fuck you’re doing so close to the Neutral Zone.
February 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Incoming message from the Grammy’s. Lady Gaga wants to know what the fuck you’re doing so close to the Neutral Zone.
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Traffic report: Glowing hieroglyphs emerging through all road signs. Drivers advised to obey whatever ancient traffic laws they represent.
February 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Traffic report: Glowing hieroglyphs emerging through all road signs. Drivers advised to obey whatever ancient traffic laws they represent.
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MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
February 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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I think it already is.
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
Hey Mark do you think voters remorse will ever hit the magat crowd
I Doubt It
I Doubt It
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I think it already is.
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
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