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Chandler
@chandler.lol
computer toucher
in a fit of unemployment, i made a small daily trivia game. please enjoy. cluple.com
April 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i’m just a regular human bartender from tuscon, arizona
February 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
firing up the cyberbully machine (the internet) for a night of cyberbullying
November 16, 2023 at 4:57 AM
the torment nexus is now hiring and pays in company scrip
the torment nexus is now carbon neutral
November 3, 2023 at 3:24 PM
the button that lets u trade 30 seconds for one quick hit of serotonin
September 27, 2023 at 3:25 AM
threatening message from Big Pharma
Cancer: You will finally get what you deserve this week. Not sure if that’s good news or bad.
September 25, 2023 at 2:20 AM
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scarlett johansson is on my tv telling me we need to end childhood hunger "together" bitch??? together??? you have all the money!! i don't have any of the money!! YOU end it
September 23, 2023 at 11:54 PM
i love that tony hawk still skates at 55. never stop doing what u love
August 2, 2023 at 3:29 PM
rip to a real one
July 26, 2023 at 4:30 AM
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July 24, 2023 at 8:56 PM
daily active users line for twitter/x just a linearly decreasing graph lmao
July 24, 2023 at 3:01 PM
mom says its my turn to be the main character
July 23, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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July 23, 2023 at 6:13 PM
you are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of bluesky elder
July 23, 2023 at 5:38 PM
they should bring back that part of monarchy where you can request an audience with the king (or other leader) and speak your piece and they can grant or deny the request. i want to personally ask joe biden to help me buy a house
July 22, 2023 at 5:03 PM
“ugly” should be a protected class
July 21, 2023 at 11:22 PM
“cis man” is short for cistern man
July 18, 2023 at 5:23 PM
sometimes i miss the orange man posts so i ask the computers to make some
July 18, 2023 at 2:30 PM
being a reply guy is just the “yes, and” of social media
July 18, 2023 at 2:16 PM
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yeah im part of a marginalized community pal. in many ways the most marginalized of all. its called people who suck and are annoying to be around
July 18, 2023 at 3:43 AM
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July 7, 2023 at 5:24 PM
me in the office poking at hastily-taped-together deployment processes and internal resources held together by deprecated libraries
June 29, 2023 at 5:40 PM
wild that “philosopher” used to be a job. plato and shit just got to sit around, get trashed and say stupid shit like “no matter how far u throw a rock into the ocean……the tide will bring it back…..” with people actively cheering him on
June 14, 2023 at 9:47 AM
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June 4, 2023 at 2:52 PM