It really does feel like a win after he used his platform to abuse and sic groups of bullies on people he personally disliked, and even more of a win when you consider you probably have a better taste in pizza than he ever will

Even with like a party rim, if you can probably get enough leverage with your hand on the top of his head to windmill one in

Oh this kid is going right in the sewer

Doesn’t make me want to punch his face less, if that’s the standard we’re going by

I’m not trusting DoorDash with any economical information at all, I barely trust them with food

Mark Millar got you covered with the half ass “what if Superman KILLED” my man

Like triple labubus and you look like Richard Belzer in South Florida, good job my man

It sucks to make fun of him but also I know he thinks all of that makes him better than me, so it’s kinda all a free space there

The best part of modern capitalism being a hellhole that supports the dumbest people alive is that they fuck up so often in very funny ways

Oh hell yeah it’s the dude who got a cease and desist for calling a model his girlfriend

My grandfather was a non-combat vet (mechanic) and even then it was a lot to process with just the Stuff Happening Around