Ufff, just finished a training session maravillo-

Oye, ¿qué pasa? ...What, you aren't done yet?
¡Caramba! You Mudsdales really are all addicted to my mocha tits🍫🖤

- HELP WANTED -
Looking for a young, eager new Trainer who wants to learn from their Champ!
- Must have a full team with at least one large Pokemon.
- Must be under 1X years of age.
- Must be able to keep secrets~

Ups, my top accidentally fell open and now my 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝-𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐬 are totally out! People even got photos, since it was right before a Champion challenge... don't I look so embarassed?

I was doing my nightly walk around, looking for hung 'mons or cuties, when I felt a pair of manos pequeños en mi culo! Seems like that cocky little brat was out looking to 𝐫𝐱𝐩𝐞 someone... so I showed my 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 how it's done!✨💪🏾

Ay... careful, that sounds a lot like rival talk! And we all know what happens to my cutest rivals... One look into my eyes, and you and your boytoy'll have bruised hips till next month~

Hehe, weren't you singing a different tune when I was showing off my Paldean plapmeat? Your little rival was screaming!

Don't worry, I'd never get between two rivals... unless he's cute enough to 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒖𝒑~

Just made my commencement speech for the new students at Mesagoza Academy! Guau, the students were sooo inspired by my champion milkers💪✨

"Welcome... to la Zona Nemona! Leave your pants and morals by the door, por favor~"

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