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Michael 🌲🏴
@champl.in
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He/him • Design, Photography, Leftist shitposting • Let's make a zine together

Portland, Oregon

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two men are standing next to each other in a dark room . one of the men has a star on his uniform .
Alt: Tom Paris and Harry Kim, presumably doing something weird in the holodeck
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November 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
champl.in
On Voyager somebody’s absolutely gonna try to fuck it
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
champl.in
Huge if true
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
champl.in
You’re badass AND a cutie pie.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
champl.in
It's dry and doesn't even taste good. I don't understand the fixation.
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
champl.in
It manages to capture some of the magic of Mad Men but with a totally different story in every way
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Reposted by Michael 🌲🏴
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I don't recall where I found this, but I'd say this looks about right.
Two scales illustrating the social environment composed by men. The first, prefaced with "I've learned that a lot of guys visualize our social environment like this" shows over 95% of the line to depict "good men", and a small bit to illustrate "crazed evil men". The second line, prefaced with "But it's actually closer to this", is labeled as follows: at the 1/8 mark, "heroic men who will intervene" another eighth "well-meaning men who underestimate the issue", the next line, at about halfway, reads "men who think certain women deserve it (but aren't active predators)" , the line after that, "men who passively enjoy/consume/encourage predation", at the 3/4 mark, "textbook predators we're all afraid of" and a final mark nearly at the extreme end of the scale, labeled "monsters so cruel we can't even fathom them".
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
champl.in
I’ll bring hot chocolate and a vague sense of dread
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
champl.in
Also: "She's in the fucking PHONE BOOK"
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Safety not guaranteed
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
champl.in
I obviously meant “no amount of stoned” but fuck it. Stones are the new spoons.

I do not have enough stones for this bullshit
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
champl.in
There is no amount of stones that could prepare me for this
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM