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jess
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vox and keys in @slashfiction // hockey guy // he-him
morning everyone
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
mfw i am pretending to be a nice boy after spending the last hour being an utter bellend bc dad won't give me a third dinner
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
so called free thinkers when dad has a hot water bottle under the covers
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
he's hydrating
September 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
this is the solution to being able to have the door open without the cats getting out and hugo is soooo mad about it. sorry brother last time you went outside we had to do a fun little comedy chase sequence up and down the garden to get you back inside so the outside world is officially off limits
July 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
the boys lately
May 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
:)
March 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
here is new leg tattoo 🪽
February 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
January 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
in the rijksmuseum, having some thoughts, seeking deeper knowledge of the dutch masters
January 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
took myself to the cinema in amsterdam this evening and it is very difficult to take a film seriously when the whole thing is being subtitled with this
January 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
hello
January 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
new years resolutions are to (1) do more daily journalling which i started to do in 2024 and enjoyed (2) get more of my legs tattooed (3) make some progress on top surgery
January 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
for two cats who don't care for being picked up we got a real outbreak of baby behaviour in the house rn
November 30, 2024 at 8:48 PM
atticus not left me alone all day and now he's just laid down on my pillow next to my head do you think he missed me
November 24, 2024 at 10:42 PM
i have finally finished folding/rolling/packing/organising all of the merch for tour......applause please
November 15, 2024 at 12:25 AM
it's the night before tour and you know what that means. time to roll up 100 shirts and organise them by size at 11pm 👍
November 14, 2024 at 10:51 PM