I'll take a BAWLS from the checkout line fridge.

Age 5, saw my older cousin's cards, he didn't want to teach me, played War with them instead.

Remembered the game at age 8, asked for it in a gift exchange, got the 7th Edition starter set. Bought cards for a while, stopped w/ nobody to play with.

Age 20, needed a hobby, got hooked on Limited.

Rank Z trainer is this guy:
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Peeling glue gets tagged for adult content but the sexy car wash doesn't lmfao

And just as MTG later said, "can't follow the rules, can't follow the law."

Every accusation is a confession.

"Is it okay to bully others?"
"Have you been to Tiannman Square?"
"Should men be allowed in women's restrooms?"
"What is a woman?"
"Do you support Hamas?"

And only Prtizker seemed to have the balls to ask back "what the fuck does this have to do with immigration/sanctuary laws?"

Don't know what all you've traded for already, but I have Ditto and Dedenne ... LF:

Lapras (Charizard)
Serperior (Mythical Island)
Buizel (Shining Revelry)

If you don't have any of these, I can still take whatever and try to flip with someone else.

Got this for my best friends' at-the-time 1yo and she loved it. Unsure if she was understanding the concepts at her age but she definitely loved pressing the big buttons.
computerengineeringforbabies.com/products/com...

Gonna start playing Modern for the first time in my life after the next B&R, would be pretty sweet to get a free League entry to soften the inevitable blowouts I will be receiving while learning a whole new format.