Chris Randall
cfrandall.bsky.social
Chris Randall
@cfrandall.bsky.social
Translating tech to human. Dad jokes, dog and cat pics, attempts at snark. Matthew 6:5
Proud of my Dad today.
June 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Someone used up her whole battery on our outing to the farmers’ market.
May 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm just gonna be all Flickers, all the time, until they leave the nest.
April 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Same couch, 4 dogs, 3 years apart.
Above: Mayzie, Matilda, 2025
Below: Moki, Mimic, 2022
April 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Niche joke: This portrait should be on his memoir, "Profiles in Karaage."
March 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
For the 2nd session in a row, this little girl heard me on a call with my therapist, insisted on climbing up into my lap and hugging me, resting her head on my shoulder.

She's been mine for 3 months, and is not used to hearing me engaged in lengthy, emotional conversations.

Future therapy dog?.
March 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
MAKE FLORIDA BLUE AGAIN!
March 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We went through that here. It took some time, but we've achieved mutual admiration.
March 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Just a random screenshot of one portion of the NYT this evening, no reason. #corruption
March 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This may be the funniest post-sale survey I’ve ever gotten
March 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sometimes you just want a Cuban sandwich after a walk on the beach with the dogs.
March 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Congratulations President Putin! A crucial win for you.
January 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Timeline cleanse. Freshly groomed (not like that) and fluffy. So grateful for another sunny day in the PNW.
January 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wood.
January 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Not raining? Time for her first beach trip!
January 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I had a horrible dream that I had bought a whole bag of kale and added it to a batch of soup. I woke up and found it hadn’t been a dream. What’s happening?
December 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I think all dog chews should have a nutritional label, but for lifespan when used by different breeds. Labs, in particular. The carnage!
December 19, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Present Chris is grateful for past Chris who portioned, vacuum-sealed, and froze a big Costco package of peeled garlic cloves. #Cooking
November 27, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #122,828!
October 6, 2024 at 9:13 PM
🎶 I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax 🎶
July 6, 2024 at 10:56 PM
📸 Learning how to focus. Volunteer poppy in my patio’s planter.
June 14, 2024 at 4:35 PM
🎶 Rediscovering an old album heavily listened to in my teenage trumpet playing days. Maynard “Freak Chops” Ferguson.
May 31, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I watched “Leviathan,” from 1989, which borrows heavily from “Alien/Aliens” but underwater, like “The Abyss” which came out at the same time, and compares better.

A decent cast with terrible dialogue, ok effects.
February 27, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Velcro kitty.
February 22, 2024 at 6:50 AM
February 5, 2024 at 4:11 AM