Chris Randall
@cfrandall.bsky.social
Translating tech to human. Dad jokes, dog and cat pics, attempts at snark. Matthew 6:5
Proud of my Dad today.
June 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Proud of my Dad today.
Someone used up her whole battery on our outing to the farmers’ market.
May 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Someone used up her whole battery on our outing to the farmers’ market.
I'm just gonna be all Flickers, all the time, until they leave the nest.
April 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm just gonna be all Flickers, all the time, until they leave the nest.
Same couch, 4 dogs, 3 years apart.
Above: Mayzie, Matilda, 2025
Below: Moki, Mimic, 2022
Above: Mayzie, Matilda, 2025
Below: Moki, Mimic, 2022
April 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Same couch, 4 dogs, 3 years apart.
Above: Mayzie, Matilda, 2025
Below: Moki, Mimic, 2022
Above: Mayzie, Matilda, 2025
Below: Moki, Mimic, 2022
Niche joke: This portrait should be on his memoir, "Profiles in Karaage."
March 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Niche joke: This portrait should be on his memoir, "Profiles in Karaage."
For the 2nd session in a row, this little girl heard me on a call with my therapist, insisted on climbing up into my lap and hugging me, resting her head on my shoulder.
She's been mine for 3 months, and is not used to hearing me engaged in lengthy, emotional conversations.
Future therapy dog?.
She's been mine for 3 months, and is not used to hearing me engaged in lengthy, emotional conversations.
Future therapy dog?.
March 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
For the 2nd session in a row, this little girl heard me on a call with my therapist, insisted on climbing up into my lap and hugging me, resting her head on my shoulder.
She's been mine for 3 months, and is not used to hearing me engaged in lengthy, emotional conversations.
Future therapy dog?.
She's been mine for 3 months, and is not used to hearing me engaged in lengthy, emotional conversations.
Future therapy dog?.
MAKE FLORIDA BLUE AGAIN!
March 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
MAKE FLORIDA BLUE AGAIN!
We went through that here. It took some time, but we've achieved mutual admiration.
March 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
We went through that here. It took some time, but we've achieved mutual admiration.
Just a random screenshot of one portion of the NYT this evening, no reason. #corruption
March 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just a random screenshot of one portion of the NYT this evening, no reason. #corruption
This may be the funniest post-sale survey I’ve ever gotten
March 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This may be the funniest post-sale survey I’ve ever gotten
Sometimes you just want a Cuban sandwich after a walk on the beach with the dogs.
March 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sometimes you just want a Cuban sandwich after a walk on the beach with the dogs.
Congratulations President Putin! A crucial win for you.
January 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Congratulations President Putin! A crucial win for you.
Timeline cleanse. Freshly groomed (not like that) and fluffy. So grateful for another sunny day in the PNW.
January 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Timeline cleanse. Freshly groomed (not like that) and fluffy. So grateful for another sunny day in the PNW.
Not raining? Time for her first beach trip!
January 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Not raining? Time for her first beach trip!
I had a horrible dream that I had bought a whole bag of kale and added it to a batch of soup. I woke up and found it hadn’t been a dream. What’s happening?
December 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I had a horrible dream that I had bought a whole bag of kale and added it to a batch of soup. I woke up and found it hadn’t been a dream. What’s happening?
I think all dog chews should have a nutritional label, but for lifespan when used by different breeds. Labs, in particular. The carnage!
December 19, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I think all dog chews should have a nutritional label, but for lifespan when used by different breeds. Labs, in particular. The carnage!
Present Chris is grateful for past Chris who portioned, vacuum-sealed, and froze a big Costco package of peeled garlic cloves. #Cooking
November 27, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Present Chris is grateful for past Chris who portioned, vacuum-sealed, and froze a big Costco package of peeled garlic cloves. #Cooking
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #122,828!
October 6, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #122,828!
🎶 I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax 🎶
July 6, 2024 at 10:56 PM
🎶 I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax 🎶
📸 Learning how to focus. Volunteer poppy in my patio’s planter.
June 14, 2024 at 4:35 PM
📸 Learning how to focus. Volunteer poppy in my patio’s planter.
🎶 Rediscovering an old album heavily listened to in my teenage trumpet playing days. Maynard “Freak Chops” Ferguson.
May 31, 2024 at 9:47 PM
🎶 Rediscovering an old album heavily listened to in my teenage trumpet playing days. Maynard “Freak Chops” Ferguson.
I watched “Leviathan,” from 1989, which borrows heavily from “Alien/Aliens” but underwater, like “The Abyss” which came out at the same time, and compares better.
A decent cast with terrible dialogue, ok effects.
A decent cast with terrible dialogue, ok effects.
February 27, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I watched “Leviathan,” from 1989, which borrows heavily from “Alien/Aliens” but underwater, like “The Abyss” which came out at the same time, and compares better.
A decent cast with terrible dialogue, ok effects.
A decent cast with terrible dialogue, ok effects.
