Christian Fitchett
@cfitchett.bsky.social
Former Minneapolitan now in Germany. Lover of soccer, biking and brewing. Don’t ask me about home renovations.
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen,
We have an unusual animal in our house. Not human, cat.
At least we believe he’s a cat.
But my partner just reported that she gave him a bath and he was happily purring and seemed to enjoy the water (he’s known to lie down in a wet sink) perhaps he’s part otter? Or skunk?
We have an unusual animal in our house. Not human, cat.
At least we believe he’s a cat.
But my partner just reported that she gave him a bath and he was happily purring and seemed to enjoy the water (he’s known to lie down in a wet sink) perhaps he’s part otter? Or skunk?
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen,
We have an unusual animal in our house. Not human, cat.
At least we believe he’s a cat.
But my partner just reported that she gave him a bath and he was happily purring and seemed to enjoy the water (he’s known to lie down in a wet sink) perhaps he’s part otter? Or skunk?
We have an unusual animal in our house. Not human, cat.
At least we believe he’s a cat.
But my partner just reported that she gave him a bath and he was happily purring and seemed to enjoy the water (he’s known to lie down in a wet sink) perhaps he’s part otter? Or skunk?
Hey Minnesota we have amazing lights in the sky here in Hamburg too!
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hey Minnesota we have amazing lights in the sky here in Hamburg too!
St Pauli Weihnachtsmarkt never disappoints. Penis beeswax candles anyone? Pierced Nipple Christmas tree ornament? I’ve got you covered.
#Hamburg 🇩🇪
#Hamburg 🇩🇪
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
St Pauli Weihnachtsmarkt never disappoints. Penis beeswax candles anyone? Pierced Nipple Christmas tree ornament? I’ve got you covered.
#Hamburg 🇩🇪
#Hamburg 🇩🇪
One of the nice things about my son playing for a team who’s colors are black and red is that my @redloons.bsky.social scarves fit in very well. 🇩🇪 #MNUFC FV Wannsee
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 AM
One of the nice things about my son playing for a team who’s colors are black and red is that my @redloons.bsky.social scarves fit in very well. 🇩🇪 #MNUFC FV Wannsee
Of course they are
Because Michael Boxall is still employed elsewhere
Because Michael Boxall is still employed elsewhere
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Of course they are
Because Michael Boxall is still employed elsewhere
Because Michael Boxall is still employed elsewhere
Honestly Minneapolis why do you punch yourself in the groin every chance you get?
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Honestly Minneapolis why do you punch yourself in the groin every chance you get?
Republican blames Democrats for being allowed to punch himself in the dick.
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Republican blames Democrats for being allowed to punch himself in the dick.
STAY IN LINE!
No cutting through other peoples’ legs.
No cutting through other peoples’ legs.
November 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
STAY IN LINE!
No cutting through other peoples’ legs.
No cutting through other peoples’ legs.
I know Germanys are adventurous but this is the 1st time I’m seeing a WC on a plane with a view. But it makes it much easier to moon ICE when landing in the U.S.
#Lufthansa #A380
#Lufthansa #A380
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I know Germanys are adventurous but this is the 1st time I’m seeing a WC on a plane with a view. But it makes it much easier to moon ICE when landing in the U.S.
#Lufthansa #A380
#Lufthansa #A380
“My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.” - Henry Jones, Sr.
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.” - Henry Jones, Sr.
October 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Frankfurt Food Udders!
Welcome home baby.
Welcome home baby.
October 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Frankfurt Food Udders!
Welcome home baby.
Welcome home baby.
Yes, I’m not making this up there really is a town in England named Dorking. 🏴
October 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Yes, I’m not making this up there really is a town in England named Dorking. 🏴
Nice to see you again England 🏴
October 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Nice to see you again England 🏴
I have tried to explain this to my son. (We have NFL season pass in Germany because of him.) Alas he has chosen to learn this lesson the hard way.
October 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I have tried to explain this to my son. (We have NFL season pass in Germany because of him.) Alas he has chosen to learn this lesson the hard way.
October 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It’s a beautiful Surly. I’m partial to mine (as I repair it from my latest adventure) but yours is nice too.
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s a beautiful Surly. I’m partial to mine (as I repair it from my latest adventure) but yours is nice too.
When the match doesn’t go your way there’s always
October 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
When the match doesn’t go your way there’s always
It’s going to sound obvious but the soccer facilities even for the smallest clubs in Germany are excellent. Each has its own field 4 or so changing rooms plus bathrooms. The larger ones also have a little cafe where you can get a coffee and roll on a cold Sunday morning. Wish we had this in MN.
October 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
It’s going to sound obvious but the soccer facilities even for the smallest clubs in Germany are excellent. Each has its own field 4 or so changing rooms plus bathrooms. The larger ones also have a little cafe where you can get a coffee and roll on a cold Sunday morning. Wish we had this in MN.