We want 1970's gas PRICES, you cotton-headed ninnymuggins!! But we'll pay a little more for CLEAN fuckin' AIR! JFC if I have to hear one more of these ignorant assholes speak.....

This is some disingenuous bullshit. It doesn't account for the multiple conflicting stories coming from the Whitehouse and Pentagon since Friday, and tells an improbable version at best. Do better CBS.

I will never not think that MTG is an a**hole. I hope she has seen the light, and if she's sincere, then maybe she can be an a**hole about the right things now. But until she owns up to her role in getting us here, she can f*ck right off.

RIGHT?? And when you're trying to stay stone-faced but you can't believe what you just heard.....

I agree, sorry for the literalism, this entire timeline is ruining my ability to read comedy 🤦‍♀️

I wish quitting was an option for them, but reserves are contracted just like active duty. "Quitting" results in breach which at best carries dishonorable discharge, but most likely carries into jail time.

HAHAHAHAHA..... no, Kegsbreath is talking about people who SERVE in the military, not the Burnt Sienna Bonespur!

2 options: 1. Leave a few sets of clothes lying on the front lawn, 2. Pretend you can't see or hear any of the people who were banking on this to happen. I feel like 1 is less exhausting, but 2 is more rewarding. Just sayin'.

I stan Señor Gato.

Because the front pages are controlled by the people who ordered it.