Chris Evangelista
@cevangelista413.bsky.social
Editor and Chief Film Critic at Slashfilm.com
Laugh out loud
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Laugh out loud
"I'm sorry I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to Gudger College."
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
"I'm sorry I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to Gudger College."
That time of year
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That time of year
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE.
No flying cars, no miracle cures,
no world peace, no financial stability.
Just AI slop, debt you can never escape,
online gambling apps, rude assholes,
and politicians who fucking HATE you.
EVERYTHING STINKS.
No flying cars, no miracle cures,
no world peace, no financial stability.
Just AI slop, debt you can never escape,
online gambling apps, rude assholes,
and politicians who fucking HATE you.
EVERYTHING STINKS.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE.
No flying cars, no miracle cures,
no world peace, no financial stability.
Just AI slop, debt you can never escape,
online gambling apps, rude assholes,
and politicians who fucking HATE you.
EVERYTHING STINKS.
No flying cars, no miracle cures,
no world peace, no financial stability.
Just AI slop, debt you can never escape,
online gambling apps, rude assholes,
and politicians who fucking HATE you.
EVERYTHING STINKS.
Just spoke with cinematographer Larry Smith about working with Kubrick, lighting EYES WIDE SHUT, and the new Criterion restoration. Interview coming soon!
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just spoke with cinematographer Larry Smith about working with Kubrick, lighting EYES WIDE SHUT, and the new Criterion restoration. Interview coming soon!
Starting the holiday season a little early
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Starting the holiday season a little early
Going outside after 4 PM in November
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Going outside after 4 PM in November
When it's Halloween but you still have to work
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
When it's Halloween but you still have to work
"John Carpenter is allowed to dislike a movie."
October 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
"John Carpenter is allowed to dislike a movie."
Tonight’s screening
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Tonight’s screening
Guillermo del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN is gloriously gothic, a super stylish blood-drenched tragedy made for goth kids and goth kids at heart. Absolutely loved it to death.
October 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN is gloriously gothic, a super stylish blood-drenched tragedy made for goth kids and goth kids at heart. Absolutely loved it to death.
Good luck with that
June 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Good luck with that
Hell yeah baby
May 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hell yeah baby
“Slow down, you maniac! Show some respect for this coffin full of bricks representing a young man lost at sea!”
May 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“Slow down, you maniac! Show some respect for this coffin full of bricks representing a young man lost at sea!”
Today is a very special day, a day for rememberance and gratitude. I’m talking, of course, about World Dracula Day. Thank you for your service.
May 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Today is a very special day, a day for rememberance and gratitude. I’m talking, of course, about World Dracula Day. Thank you for your service.
The Democrats have swiftly appointed the Bag of Bones from Stephen King's BAG OF BONES to take the top spot of the House Oversight Committee
May 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The Democrats have swiftly appointed the Bag of Bones from Stephen King's BAG OF BONES to take the top spot of the House Oversight Committee
Tom Cruise when he sees you finished your popcorn before the movie
May 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Tom Cruise when he sees you finished your popcorn before the movie
BRING HER BACK: The feel bad movie of the year. Major New French Extremity vibes. Immensely upsetting. Loved it.
May 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
BRING HER BACK: The feel bad movie of the year. Major New French Extremity vibes. Immensely upsetting. Loved it.
M:I – THE FINAL RECKONING: I love this series and think all the movies have their charms (even 2!). But this is extremely messy, with way too much clumsy exposition. And yet, the grand finale is so jaw-dropping and intense I felt like I was going to throw up (complimentary).
May 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
M:I – THE FINAL RECKONING: I love this series and think all the movies have their charms (even 2!). But this is extremely messy, with way too much clumsy exposition. And yet, the grand finale is so jaw-dropping and intense I felt like I was going to throw up (complimentary).
Me just trying to get through Monday so i can see the new MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE tonight
May 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Me just trying to get through Monday so i can see the new MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE tonight