Allyson🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@cerealqueen.bsky.social
I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing here. G*mer. She/her. 24
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My family is hosting thanksgiving and relatives are over which is good and all except someone brought Merlot… who does that to someone??
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My family is hosting thanksgiving and relatives are over which is good and all except someone brought Merlot… who does that to someone??
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
I don’t know why I keep using threads when the site is mostly just AI bots, engagement bait and a shitty algorithm lmao, especially when it’s often at the same time. I should really skeet more often
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I don’t know why I keep using threads when the site is mostly just AI bots, engagement bait and a shitty algorithm lmao, especially when it’s often at the same time. I should really skeet more often
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I’m like 40% sure I got racially profiled at work today because I was asked if I speak Spanish after being assigned a client where all the supporting work is in Spanish but also it’s funny so I give it a pass
October 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m like 40% sure I got racially profiled at work today because I was asked if I speak Spanish after being assigned a client where all the supporting work is in Spanish but also it’s funny so I give it a pass
My instagram account apparently got suspended and I’m honestly just confused because I don’t even do anything on there?? I’ll like photos and check in on stuff but beyond that I never post or anything lmao
October 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My instagram account apparently got suspended and I’m honestly just confused because I don’t even do anything on there?? I’ll like photos and check in on stuff but beyond that I never post or anything lmao
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Without comment:
September 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Without comment:
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"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!
August 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!
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Undertale
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Undertale
Tbh I still flip flop mentally on what happens when Trump dies in office. Do they weekend at Bernie’s him for as long as they can or does it leak out immediately?
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Tbh I still flip flop mentally on what happens when Trump dies in office. Do they weekend at Bernie’s him for as long as they can or does it leak out immediately?
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finding a sudden belief in the collective ability of all humanity to will something into existence through sheer hope
August 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
finding a sudden belief in the collective ability of all humanity to will something into existence through sheer hope
I’ve just realized that I’ve become the very thing I’ve sought to destroy: I’m a well dressed white person at my taco truck…
I’m one of the fuckasses gentrifying my taco truck…
I’m one of the fuckasses gentrifying my taco truck…
August 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’ve just realized that I’ve become the very thing I’ve sought to destroy: I’m a well dressed white person at my taco truck…
I’m one of the fuckasses gentrifying my taco truck…
I’m one of the fuckasses gentrifying my taco truck…
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
My Wordle streak glitched and reset and now I’m really sad because I have kept my streak but the fucking app says otherwise :(
June 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My Wordle streak glitched and reset and now I’m really sad because I have kept my streak but the fucking app says otherwise :(
Baldur’s Gate 1/2 Enhanced showing as recently added to Game Pass… but also not letting me install and saying I have to download first??
June 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Baldur’s Gate 1/2 Enhanced showing as recently added to Game Pass… but also not letting me install and saying I have to download first??
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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the friend to gay lovers pipeline
April 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the friend to gay lovers pipeline
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
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CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour
April 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States