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Evan Gross. Yes. Really.
@cerberus144.bsky.social
Aging Gen-Yer. Star Wars nerd. Cat-daddy. Wrestling mark. Simpsons Quoter. Subpar gamer. Picky eater. That guy who keeps talking about PIN*BOT.
We can't roll into battle on this ride because it would be too overpowered. #Battlefield6
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The reviews for #Fallout4 Anniversary Edition are on point.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Pumpkin had decreed I'm not allowed to watch Blood and Guts anymore. #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I really thought this would work and I was being clever with the game's mechanics. Kinda disappointed. @obsidianent.bsky.social #TheOuterWorlds2
October 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My first dogtags. Knife to see you. #Battlefield6
October 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A couple of @playstation.com fans I know are really smug about mocking @gamepass.xbox.com and the unpopular and anti-consumer changes they implemented yesterday. So I made this meme. Nobody reigns at the hater's ball like PlayStation fanboys.
October 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
September 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Happy 65th anniversary to the Nixon/Kennedy debate.
September 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Or at the very least, he should be the princess we're rescuing.
September 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The orange M&M's got a fat hog.
August 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pumpkin belly. #Caturday
August 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Fucking weebs.
July 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
July 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
July 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh FFS! #Fortnite
July 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It's not the #fourthofjuly2025 until Mount Rubidoux catches fire. #Riverside
July 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
As usual, Pumpkin is not amused by my attempts to photograph her.
July 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Do do do do looking out my back door
June 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I have once again returned to my calling to be as much of a nuisance to helicopters as possible. #Battlefield2042
June 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
June 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Please don't break the window. The A/C is on, he has water, and is listening to his favorite music." #Fortnite
June 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ladies and gentlemen. We got him. #Fortnite #StarWars
June 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
June 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I got the ai Darth Vader to call me "Darth Cerberus." Hell yeah. #Fortnite
May 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM