Cellism
cellism.bsky.social
Cellism
@cellism.bsky.social
Not a girl, not yet a kaiju
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The fucking embarrassment of this.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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this is a great article
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Guys on dating apps: Looking to explore new cities and go on amazing adventures!
Me: I want to sit on a sofa and watch something not too demanding. You can also be there if you’re quiet.
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Bridget Phillipson says she needs to win the Deputy Leader contest to gain a “mandate to smash child poverty” and am I losing my mind or was that not the point of electing a Labour govt in the first place?
October 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
ID cards are the crabs of Labour govts - everything eventually evolves into them
September 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Fantastic Four no context spoilers
July 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Queer millennial with liberal boomer parents? You may be eligible for a class action lawsuit against the NYT opinion section
June 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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I have been having fun putting clothes on my body lately
June 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.
April 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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I was so upset I failed to remember the name for a pyramid shaped grave is “a pyramid”
My dad is turning in his pyramid shaped grave.
April 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Just got queer baited by a Philadelphia advert.
April 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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That Cass is the Valentina of WicDiv, and Woden is the Etienne is a pretty petrifying concept.

(Not true: Woden is full of shit.)
April 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Tidying through things and found this sketch of Susan Ptolemy by @badmachinery.com that now has pride of place on my office wall
April 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Okay I kind of nailed this let’s be real
Switch 2 reveal predictions:

* £399, June launch
* Mario Kart 9 launch title
* 3D Mario for October 2025
* BotW/TotK 4k version for (hopefully) budget price/bolt on
* Wii Play/1-2 Switch style mini game compilation
* Heavy third party sizzle reel with at least one “stand out” game (Elden Ring?)
April 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Switch 2 reveal predictions:

* £399, June launch
* Mario Kart 9 launch title
* 3D Mario for October 2025
* BotW/TotK 4k version for (hopefully) budget price/bolt on
* Wii Play/1-2 Switch style mini game compilation
* Heavy third party sizzle reel with at least one “stand out” game (Elden Ring?)
March 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I would intentionally tank a Disney movie in a heartbeat if I got the chance
March 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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We're still boycotting Eurovision btw babes.
March 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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I love my Seikret and my Palico.
March 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Is here the right platform to complain that Supawear aren’t making underwear for queers anymore? Because the injustice
March 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
But it’s the left that’s cracking down on free speech, I see
March 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM