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Celia
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'The world reveals itself to those who travel on foot,' Werner Herzog. Active travel, probably too much about the #TheArchers, occasional music and brand stuff. Working writer
Turning to @dogfood for details on what I missed:
Highlight of session: Ben Stokes is hit in the groin with the ball. TV shows 20 slo-mo replays of Stokes collapsing to the ground in agony, even using a magnifying glass. Cuts to several male spectators, faces no less contorted in pain #TheAshes
Highlight der Session: Ben Stokes schlägt sich den Ball in die Klöten. Das Fernsehen zeigt zirka zwanzig Zeitlupen, wie Stokes schmerzverzerrt zu Boden sinkt, setzt sogar eine Lupe ein. Die Regie blendet etliche männliche Zuschauer ein, deren Gesichter nicht minder schmerzverzerrt sind. #TheAshes
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Driving on beaches destroys beaches and the creatures that live and nest there. Badly done HTSI, FT and Bentley Motors

@financialtimes.com @data.ft.com #LifeAfterCars

youtu.be/e34HxCBbmVY?...
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Two wickets fell in one over (plus a dropped catch) just as I was booking room in a Premier Inn. Should I book another to get more Aussie wickets to fall? #TheAshes #Gabba #TestMatch
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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I’m sorry Ed.. but I’m going to have to put you down. #thearchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ruddy hell. "Issues" #TheArchers
a cartoon character says " my god i really do have problems dont i "
ALT: a cartoon character says " my god i really do have problems dont i "
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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'The walls of the palace were driven snow. The windows and doors were the knife-edged wind. There were more than a hundred halls, shaped as the snow had drifted...All were lighted by the flare of the Northern Lights.'
-Andersen, The Snow Queen.

🎨Edmund Dulac
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I didn't need to look at the score I just looked at comments on #TheAshes feed. Oh well, I've got my morning back
Can someone please, for the love of God, grind out a chanceless, 2-an-over ton...? Is it too much to ask?? #theashes
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Eddie outraged that Clarrie has a life #TheArchers
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
'Exposed motor' 😳

H&S klaxon 📣 #TheArchers
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The upshot of the Budget leak is: the OBR uses Wordpress and makes use of a plug-in that allows user to bypass logging in, enabling them to directly access documents even if they'd been scheduled for future publication. Pretty much inviting security breaches
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
OBR says Budget leak 'worst failure' in its 15-year history
The government's official forecaster investigated how crucial documents were published ahead of the chancellor's statement.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A great point. I work as a writer and find it helpful to have some source material such as interviews printed out on paper that I can annotate. I go through three or four drafts usually and print those out too. I'm viewed as eccentric for doing this. I literally could not do my job on screen alone
I still distribute readings in paper form & require students to annotate w/highlighter & pen. Many studies of the differences between digital v material reading practices demonstrate the benefits for comprehension / critical thinking. Physically engaging w/texts demands more of your brain.
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Born Tomáš Straussler he became Tom Stoppard. A genius of the English theatre. Last play of his I saw was Leopoldstadt in 2021. A glorious engineer of theatre has passed away. Long may his words inspire.
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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“Amber thinks I am a liar….you all think I am a liar. only because I went to prison for literally being a liar over really serious lies.

“I didn’t even do anything, if you all really cared about me you’d have lied about my serious lies! Covered for me and at let Alice get blamed.”

#TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Was that for real? #Leonard #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Dash loves you"
"And I love Dash"
[P A U S E]
(Quietly) "Good"

He's doing a number on her #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Hellun's lucky her mum and dad bought her some Montbeliard's isn't she? And a little dairy with a little window. And were thoughtful enough to set up a farm. That all sounded so Marie Antoinette to me just then. All she has to do is float around in costume, zero effort or risk required #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
TALKING TURKEY 🦃
Eye-opening insight into what #TheArchers Grundies have to do each year. A very readable piece from Dan Jones, whose first job was killing turkeys at Christmas. Don't read this if you're eating breakfast open.substack.com/pub/danjones...
WHAT IS ADVENT FOR?
A brief, semi-personal history of Bublé season
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Today’s the feast day of St Cecilia patron saint of music.. here self portrait as St Cecilia by Artemisia Gentileschi Spada gallery Rome.
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I hope the sports psychologist isn't too jet-lagged - seems like they're going to be working overtime. #TheAshes
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Not sure why I'm putting myself through this #Test
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
One or two #TheArchers characters haven't covered themselves in glory this week. Looking at you, Kate 👀
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Please tell Helen that your spouse was male!
Just to fuck with Helen's mind. #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Could the event of getting Mark Bonnar in be justified by Helen moving to a Croft and never being heard again? 🤞 Money well spent. #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Helen's google history: "can Montbelliards survive in the Highlands of Scotland"
"Cheese market in Scotland"
"How to dump a boyfriend"
"Moving children from school in England to school in Scotland"
#TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
And he's a fireman!!!! #TheArchers

(Plus a 'when I was married')
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM