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celestinefury
@celestinefury.bsky.social
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queer Black transfem neurodivergent nerd | non-binary girl-esque | furry | southern ontario, canada | en/fr | they/she or elle/iel | over 18
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celestinefury.bsky.social
one of the most "fetish for getting yelled at" posts i could imagine someone making on bsky dot app
tweet screenshot from lauren @NotABigJerk: "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
June 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
celestinefury.bsky.social
this screenshot has been living in my mind since i first saw it:
screenshot of a series of tumblr posts and replies, culminating in the quote "Life is about pain and by god i will be its conduit" in reference to a certain pro-cruelty toxic attitude. full text: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: conservative politics are built on the idea that people have to 'earn' the right not to suffer indiecup: ....yeah? why y'all grown-ass adults don't wanna work for your keep? children, sure, give them all what they need if their parents are struggling to support themselves AND a kid, but buddy, You don't get to use the kaching cheat irl biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Awesome that is not what this post says at all science-jumps: Anybody at all: hey maybe life shouldn't be built on a presupposition of suffering Some joyless bastard, inevitably: oh, so you want to leech off society huh?1! Shall I invade your SAFE SPACE you immature sNOWfLaKE? Maybe if you weren't granted handouts you wouldn't need pArtiCipAtiON mEdaLs. Life is all about pain and by god I will be its conduit pacmastermeow: "Life is about pain and by god I will be its conduit" is a raw ass quote if i saw one
January 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
celestinefury.bsky.social
re. misgendering and deadnaming:
batman "weapon of the enemy" meme: an angry batman snapping a gun in half with a speech bubble, "THIS IS THE WEAPON OF THE ENEMY. WE DO NOT NEED IT. WE WILL NOT USE IT."
January 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
celestinefury.bsky.social
feels like it's a button that lets you instantly do this:

i.kym-cdn.com/photos/image...
meme of a goose with its beak held shut by the fingertips of a big cartoon hand, accompanied by the single word "shut"
September 1, 2024 at 9:28 PM
celestinefury.bsky.social
tapping the sign
(it says "libertarian" rather than "conservative" but i think the idea holds)
Screenshot of tweet by Hilary Agro (@hilaryagro). Text: During my research I interviewed a guy who said he was a libertarian until he did MDMA and realized that other people have feelings, and that was pretty much the best summary of libertarianism l've ever heard
June 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM
celestinefury.bsky.social
not calling Tulsa podunk but I feel this meme really captures the sentiment and hysteria
i.redd.it/meddcgfaon04...
Meme with a headshot of a middle-aged woman below which is a rose (all on the left half) and text on the right half. The text reads "I watch enough [logo of Fox News Channel] to know that [ISIS, in bigger letters] is gonna attack my podunk town's [logo of Dairy Queen]
September 11, 2023 at 3:01 PM
celestinefury.bsky.social
Then you could get a cool license for it from your relevant jurisdiction too
An image of a sample Ontario (Canada) driver's license card in the name of John Doe. There's a white rectangle crudely edited onto the top row upon which the typed text "Slap Proxy Licence" appears
August 31, 2023 at 10:24 PM
celestinefury.bsky.social
Nokia N950 with MeeGo, phone of my dreams like a decade ago. I'll never stop dreaming of phones with the landscape slide-out keyboard; I never got to own one.
A Nokia N950 smartphone. Its landscape-oriented slide-out keyboard is slid out and it's turned on showing the Home Screen of the MeeGo operating system.
August 25, 2023 at 3:18 AM
celestinefury.bsky.social
Starship Troopers meme: a woman in sci-fi military uniform and helmet, backed by a few other soldiers, captioned "I'm doing my part!"
July 19, 2023 at 12:44 PM