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Celeste Noelani
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Disabled Pacific Islander goddess. Kanaka Maoli + Chamorro. She / They. #neurofibromatosis #schwannomatosis #LandBack
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I think about fan jokes a LOT.
.gif of young man wearing jeans and a tank top. He motions with his hands. The caption reads "Thank you to all my fans" then the image cuts to wife view to show he is stilling in front of two table fans and two floor fans.
April 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
celestenoelani.bsky.social
Just like my very favorite xkcd
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XKCD comic. Stick figure cartoon drawings. A person stands in front of a wind turbine. Person: I'll hold up a big kite and you blow air at me until I lift off! Person: What do you think of that idea? Turbine: I'm not a huge fan.
April 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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1980s landlines phone with a clear case so the inner workings are visible. The phone cord is red and the inner workings of the telephone are 80s colors: yellow, purple, light blue, teal, red.
March 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Gotta love brindles :D
Sam, an approximately seven year old black and brown brindle shepherd mix. He is lying partially on the corner of an orthopedic dog bed, but mostly on the hard wood floor. Behind him are two dog crates, each with their own orthopedic dog beds in them. He is side eyeing the camera, like "I did not ask for your opinion on the matter."
February 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Your last saved celeb pic is your new therapist.
Pic of Darth Vader knitting with pink yarn. Caption read "Give in to your feelings "Craft something pretty"
October 2, 2023 at 7:47 PM