celefo
@celefo.bsky.social
i play gd but i dabble in the occasional actually fun game
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1 million dollars to whoever finds the source image for this jak i made horribly
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
1 million dollars to whoever finds the source image for this jak i made horribly
my new years resolution is going to be to swear less so i might as well get them out while i still can
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November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
my new years resolution is going to be to swear less so i might as well get them out while i still can
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100 thousand dollars or dinner with fat chinese baby
a person 's head is visible in a blurry photo against a blue sky
ALT: a person 's head is visible in a blurry photo against a blue sky
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November 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
100 thousand dollars or dinner with fat chinese baby
not enough people stay for the post credit scene anymore
October 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
not enough people stay for the post credit scene anymore
the goat is back in town
October 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the goat is back in town
i feel like less and less people are climbing up stairs on all fours because it makes you look like a furry instead of a whimsical child due to todays current political climate
June 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i feel like less and less people are climbing up stairs on all fours because it makes you look like a furry instead of a whimsical child due to todays current political climate
i think sneezing is what being a double barrel shotgun feels like
May 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
i think sneezing is what being a double barrel shotgun feels like
currently using the absurdly powerful chemical reaction between coke and mentos to blast a hole through this bank vault
April 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
currently using the absurdly powerful chemical reaction between coke and mentos to blast a hole through this bank vault
ive seen this edited version of the bad piggie so many times that in my mind this is his regular face
April 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
ive seen this edited version of the bad piggie so many times that in my mind this is his regular face
update: just failed
2025 resolution: save up all my shits for the year and then take one massive shit on dec 31st
April 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
update: just failed
i hate motherfuckers that say "for legal reasons that was a joke" after making a shitty remark about something please go to hell all of you
April 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i hate motherfuckers that say "for legal reasons that was a joke" after making a shitty remark about something please go to hell all of you
mechanics after hiring heroin addicts to throw their needles in the street (infinite flat tire hack):
April 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
mechanics after hiring heroin addicts to throw their needles in the street (infinite flat tire hack):
eating all the snow in antarctica rn
March 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
eating all the snow in antarctica rn
tried using the air fryer to incubate some endangered grey parrot eggs. might not have worked but i got to have an amazing omelette.
March 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
tried using the air fryer to incubate some endangered grey parrot eggs. might not have worked but i got to have an amazing omelette.
i swear in EVERY drug ad one of the side effects is diarrhea like bro why dont they just stop putting laxatives in every drug
March 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i swear in EVERY drug ad one of the side effects is diarrhea like bro why dont they just stop putting laxatives in every drug
i refuse to believe bfdi is a good show bruh that shit is about random fucking objects with stick arms and legs
March 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i refuse to believe bfdi is a good show bruh that shit is about random fucking objects with stick arms and legs
my dream job is definitely the guy that voices reeses commercials
March 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
my dream job is definitely the guy that voices reeses commercials
i wonder if theres a family guy episode where the whole joke is that peter and the rest of the family are actually griffins
March 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i wonder if theres a family guy episode where the whole joke is that peter and the rest of the family are actually griffins
my headcanon is that kendrick lamar is scared of butterflies and thats why he is trying to pimp them all away
March 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
my headcanon is that kendrick lamar is scared of butterflies and thats why he is trying to pimp them all away
ancient humans were lowkey bitches the tower of babel could not have been that hard to make
March 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
ancient humans were lowkey bitches the tower of babel could not have been that hard to make
i want to make a video on some game and say "ive scattered 10 steam keys for this game throughout the video" and then theres just nothing
March 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i want to make a video on some game and say "ive scattered 10 steam keys for this game throughout the video" and then theres just nothing
what if there was a fast food restaurant that specialized in foods nobody actively seeks out like meatloaf or french onion soup
March 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
what if there was a fast food restaurant that specialized in foods nobody actively seeks out like meatloaf or french onion soup
i wonder how much different internet culture would be if harambe didnt get shot
March 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i wonder how much different internet culture would be if harambe didnt get shot