Ceiling Cat
@ceilingcat.bsky.social
Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
Maybe check with a Geiger counter for radioactive isotopes
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Maybe check with a Geiger counter for radioactive isotopes
I voted. That's me in the little blue section of the map.
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I voted. That's me in the little blue section of the map.
#atx Blue in a sea of red.
This innocuously-worded constitutional amendment was supported by anti-vax parental rights groups, homeschooling advocates, and other conservative values & religious groups. They didn't ask for legislation, they asked for an amendment to tie lawmakers' hands in future.
This innocuously-worded constitutional amendment was supported by anti-vax parental rights groups, homeschooling advocates, and other conservative values & religious groups. They didn't ask for legislation, they asked for an amendment to tie lawmakers' hands in future.
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
#atx Blue in a sea of red.
This innocuously-worded constitutional amendment was supported by anti-vax parental rights groups, homeschooling advocates, and other conservative values & religious groups. They didn't ask for legislation, they asked for an amendment to tie lawmakers' hands in future.
This innocuously-worded constitutional amendment was supported by anti-vax parental rights groups, homeschooling advocates, and other conservative values & religious groups. They didn't ask for legislation, they asked for an amendment to tie lawmakers' hands in future.
Maybe because inflation had been trending down the entire year leading up to the 2024 election, at least according to US Bureau of Labor and Statistics.
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Maybe because inflation had been trending down the entire year leading up to the 2024 election, at least according to US Bureau of Labor and Statistics.
Gonna tell the grandkids they were the real Ed and Lorraine Warren
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Gonna tell the grandkids they were the real Ed and Lorraine Warren
Yes, but have y'all in the replies tried the tacos, brisket, and kolaches?
Just sayin' these things were here when Texas was blue and will still be here when it's blue again.
Just sayin' these things were here when Texas was blue and will still be here when it's blue again.
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yes, but have y'all in the replies tried the tacos, brisket, and kolaches?
Just sayin' these things were here when Texas was blue and will still be here when it's blue again.
Just sayin' these things were here when Texas was blue and will still be here when it's blue again.
How does the horse breathe in space?
JJ Abrams:
JJ Abrams:
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
How does the horse breathe in space?
JJ Abrams:
JJ Abrams:
I swear to dog, Time Magazine: you do not have to engage your legal experts to debunk the shit that comes out of Stephen Miller's mouth. He isn't a lawyer even though he fancies himself a "legal advisor" to Trump. Assume Miller is legally wrong.
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I swear to dog, Time Magazine: you do not have to engage your legal experts to debunk the shit that comes out of Stephen Miller's mouth. He isn't a lawyer even though he fancies himself a "legal advisor" to Trump. Assume Miller is legally wrong.
"Cloudflare demands that you provide the based secret handshake to enter."
October 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"Cloudflare demands that you provide the based secret handshake to enter."
The "Mar-a-lago makeover"
October 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The "Mar-a-lago makeover"
What if we replaced the President of the United States with a crying baby would anyone notice the difference
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What if we replaced the President of the United States with a crying baby would anyone notice the difference
So, his main squeeze
October 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
So, his main squeeze
What rises in its place in this dystopian timeline
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What rises in its place in this dystopian timeline
Computer: enhance!
October 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Computer: enhance!
I've rigged up a simple breakfast warming pad from my company-issued Intel Core i7 laptop. Oh it gets toasty just reading emails. And they say AI is a waste of energy. Nothing beats the thermal inefficiency that is the 11th gen Core i7 and i9 "mobile" chips 🔥
October 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I've rigged up a simple breakfast warming pad from my company-issued Intel Core i7 laptop. Oh it gets toasty just reading emails. And they say AI is a waste of energy. Nothing beats the thermal inefficiency that is the 11th gen Core i7 and i9 "mobile" chips 🔥
White Jesus said he could.
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
White Jesus said he could.
Before you are two pills:
Blue and Red
Blue and Red
October 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Before you are two pills:
Blue and Red
Blue and Red
"Sir, that's footage of Gaza"
October 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"Sir, that's footage of Gaza"
I put Apple Intelligence to work. I created an iOS 26 shortcut to create alt-text for photos. The alt-text for this photo was a test. Success!
October 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I put Apple Intelligence to work. I created an iOS 26 shortcut to create alt-text for photos. The alt-text for this photo was a test. Success!
My new phone lock screen
October 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My new phone lock screen