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Ceiling Cat
@ceilingcat.bsky.social
Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
Taking a moment to remember Pam Bondi screaming that there are no Epstein files on her desk and that her desk doesn't even exist it's just vibes.
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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The President Practiced Pedophelia the Right Way - Through the Safety of a Broker

By Ezra Klein
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Still can't believe they made a 3quel to Now You See Me
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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This works especially well during the holiday season.
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I love that "random $2 steam game" is actually a thing that exists in this world.
a random $2 steam game called The Puppy actually managed to scare the shit out of me
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The same people who banned Sarah Kendzior are the same people sliding Matt Yglesias' brain farts into my Discover feed
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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LLM users tend to fall into two camps: those who see a mind behind the screen that reasons, plans and understands, and those who see LLMs for what they really are.

Simple, deterministic games can reveal their true nature.

Can you see the tiger?

codemanship.wordpress.com/2025/11/12/t...
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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IOW, the US government has stopped making cents.
The US Mint has ended production of the penny after 230 years.
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Bond is dead but will be Bourne again.
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Love all the aurora photos!
Thanks for posting ❤️❤️❤️
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I have to go to class but mango requested snuggling oh no
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I spam this page almost daily because of all the bugs in iOS 26. Each fall, Apple's releases a fresh batch of bugs into the OS, followed by 9 months of patches. Most are mildly annoying quality issues.

www.apple.com/feedback/
Product Feedback
We would love to hear your comments about any of our hardware and software products. Send us your thoughts.
www.apple.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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The fact that this, and every other Trump pardonee who has subsequently broken the law, has not ended Trump's political career, that it barely even registers on the national discourse, underlines just how far we are from a functioning democracy that values accountability.
A man pardoned by Donald Trump for his role in January 6th - he assaulted Capitol Police officers with bear spray & a metal whip - has avoided prison for child sex crimes because of the president’s sweeping pardon, despite pleading guilty to soliciting what he believed was a 15-year-old girl for sex
Trump Pardon Lets Convicted Child Sex Predator Walk Free
Andrew Taake walked free because of Trump’s pardons, despite being convicted of a child sex crime.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"Quietly" removed?
Let's make some noise.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Me trying to act normal after 3 beers
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Democrats Recommend Americans Just Offset Health Insurance Costs With Insider Trading
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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This is so offensive.

I have a lot of issues with Katy Perry, and her lack of respect for toilet paper patterns is at least one of them.
could a shill for Big Toilet do THIS
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Pluribus S01E02 (2025 dir. Vince Gilligan)
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM