ceejgoode.bsky.social
@ceejgoode.bsky.social
a blunt in one hand, the world in the other 🌍
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“I bet you bitches go 50/50 now” in response to snap and EBT getting cut is not a “gotcha”. You’ve openly admitted that it takes societal collapse for you to even imagine a woman accepting your meager contributions. You a rodent nigga. Vermin.
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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So so so fine 🙂‍↔️ I might have started barking at my phone
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78.

Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Relevant.
Y’all still talking about cheap groceries
October 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.
September 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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100% of Black people self censor at work. Its a job site not your personal safe space, snowflake.
June 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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“I want to be loved unconditionally”

Why? What are you planning to do? 🥹😭😭😭😭😭
May 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I don't believe Tory got stabbed. I need to see spork fragments, eyewitnesses and a public notary.
May 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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With alt text
May 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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If you use ChatGPT I think you’re a loser. Hope that helps.
May 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I think the generative imagery genie can't go back in the bottle, ever right? The sheer number of progressive / resistance / left folks who are now actively and constantly using it is mind-boggling. Feels like zero possibility of any ethical or wastefulness considerations, by most ppl
May 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
this is why I don’t judge people for not wanting to be friends after getting friendzoned, because not everyone can stop having romantic feelings and they just end up showing their ass
Hey man say man…

If you’ve been friendzoned… KNOW you’ve been friendzoned… and decide to still have romantic feelings for someone… you cannot be mad when they start exhibiting feelings for someone else lol. Like ya just can’t do that.
April 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Now, let’s talk about how this album doesn’t get the credit and attention it deserves.
Caution by Mariah Carey on Apple Music
Album · 2018 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
March 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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I love when you buy a gift for someone and it’s just the perfect gift and it’s so satisfying that you’re really gifting yourself by giving a gift
March 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I wear a size 11 in women
Women: Why do you think your penis would be huge if you had one?
March 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Me, a Black woman, exiting Black History Month and entering Women's History Month*
March 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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I think what this shows is that most people aren't actually anti-vax, they're just extremely obstinate about being asked to do anything even slightly inconvenient when they don't see an immediate benefit for themselves
In Texas, said one doctor: “We’ve vaccinated multiple kids that have never been vaccinated before, some from families that didn’t believe in vaccines.”

@nbcnews.com #measles
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
February 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?
Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI
February 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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We probably all need to become more blatantly anti-Silicon Valley.

Give me less innovation, and more soul. New technology doesn’t mean infinite progress especially without being grounded in what it means to be human.
February 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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shout out to everybody who got cowboy carter the first time and never left
a woman in a black dress and blue gloves is standing in front of a microphone holding an award .
ALT: a woman in a black dress and blue gloves is standing in front of a microphone holding an award .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Megan Thee Stallion stuns in France.
January 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I feel so bad whenever I mention my age to someone at work and they have a full-blown aneurism bc I was born the year that they graduated high school, got married, etc.

Like I get it! I would also probably lose my shit if I found out my future coworker was born in like 2016 and is 9 years old rn
January 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM