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Christopher Nolan's films deeply explore the most gripping facets of human understanding: memory, sleep, magic, dreaming, relativistic multidimensional space travel, war, time, nuclear weapons, and Batman
Things I forget about most days:
* 9/11
* The Alamo
* Dre
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One cool part about growing older is that every once in a while your kidney randomly makes a pebble covered in crystalline razors for you to pee out except the pebble is a little bit bigger than your pee hole. So fun, really great time
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Does anyone know which side of the keyboard to bang on
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My wife has a surprising amount of memorabilia from a 1997 Nicholas Cage action/crime romp
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hearing Eminem bars during a Jack White Packers-Lions halftime show actually made me look up from my phone
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hegseth's DoD drafting a memo to sever ties with the Scouts over girls and gay leaders is peak fragile masculinity. As an Eagle Scout, I welcome our feminine overlords
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This qualifies as a @hankgreen.bsky.social win

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November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If your dumb ass shows up at Walgreens on the afternoon of Thanksgiving or Christmas to get ginger ale, butter, and wine, the employee who has to deal with your moronic face had better be working 4 hours or less and making triple time or more
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Don't feel bad about shoplifting at Walgreen's
Private equity firm Sycamore Partners bought Walgreens.

Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.

Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Wireless ear bud headphones would be a lot better if they had some wire or similar connecting them making it more difficult to lose one.
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I'm not in the job market, but I can give you a hint about something that will make me not open your emails at all
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Me a few years ago: "shadow banning isn't real. It just that no one is interested in your posts"
Me, now that instagram won't let me reply with animated gifs with no explanation, "META IS CONTROLLED BY A CABAL THAT PRONOUNCES IT JIF!! THE DEEP STATE DOESNT WANT U TO GET MY REFERENCES TO 90S MOVIES"
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Why did the Tea Party evaporate when the president wasn't black anymore? Where is QAnon now that a documented pedophile conspirator is sitting in the Oval Office?
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Google's search results have been so shitty lately that I unironically searched for something with Bing
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Who in this blip of a lifetime, on this fragile earth, in this whisper of a dream of an existence, has ever assumed a continuity in the James Bond franchise
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My 2020ish laptop now randomly crashing into BitLocker. This is why old farts start to hate technology, and how I know I am becoming an old fart.
a man is carrying a bag in front of a no parking sign
Alt: Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson in nbc's parks and rec unceremomiously throwing his entire computer into a dumpster
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November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yet another morning waking up to amazing aurora borealis pics taken south of me when it was cloudy at my house last night
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Another fl00d the z0ne topic: if Trvmp will bulldoze the East Wing without asking permission, he will start blasting Mount Rushmore to add his own face without asking permission
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Kid requested breakfast music
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Dick Cheney & Donald Rumsfeld came up together during the Ford White House & even then were pushing for a doctrine of expanding the authority of the unitary executive, cemented during Bush II. So, Cheney was responsible for some of this mess we are in now and I sure as shit ain't celebrating him
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A really good way to enfuckulate your brain is to watch Tenet while adjusting your clocks for daylight savings while thinking about what time your kid will actually wake up in the morning
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM