I must have this coat I saw Noel Fielding wearing on the new holiday season of Great British Baking Show (aka Great British Bake Off). WHERE DOES IT COME FROM?

They're still going!

United Healthcare Brian is making my day awkward.

Thinks I'm thinking.

I love getting to the theater early before anyone else is here so I can just chill in a quiet empty green room.

This fucking thing is the reason my blood sugar monitor is going to explode like a cartoon clock in December.

My lunch meat believes in human rights.