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BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre has now fumbled even greater than previously thought possible
April 29, 2025 at 7:18 AM
BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre has now fumbled even greater than previously thought possible
Musk-backed candidate for US Governor looking for upset in Canadian election
April 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Musk-backed candidate for US Governor looking for upset in Canadian election
French President Macron meets with Canadian Prime Minister Macron today
March 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
French President Macron meets with Canadian Prime Minister Macron today
BREAKING: Shock exit polls show Bloc Québécois making historic gains in Ontario provincial election
February 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
BREAKING: Shock exit polls show Bloc Québécois making historic gains in Ontario provincial election
“I'm really worried about women's rights with all this trans stuff going on” — the most misogynistic man you've ever met in your entire life
February 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“I'm really worried about women's rights with all this trans stuff going on” — the most misogynistic man you've ever met in your entire life
BREAKING: Canada's parliament invites Elon Musk to speak, despite controversial history
January 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
BREAKING: Canada's parliament invites Elon Musk to speak, despite controversial history
BREAKING: Chrystia Freeland to launch new centrist political party, stressing the need for fiscal responsibility and a new perspective on migration
December 16, 2024 at 8:58 PM
BREAKING: Chrystia Freeland to launch new centrist political party, stressing the need for fiscal responsibility and a new perspective on migration
Analysis | Why do Canadian mining companies own most of the mines on the African continent? We haven't asked anyone and we're certainly not asking now
November 25, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Analysis | Why do Canadian mining companies own most of the mines on the African continent? We haven't asked anyone and we're certainly not asking now
Dozens of demonstrators turned out at pro-Palestine protests across the country yesterday
October 22, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Dozens of demonstrators turned out at pro-Palestine protests across the country yesterday
BREAKING: Country committing genocide against Indigenous population stands with country committing genocide against Indigenous population
October 9, 2023 at 1:42 AM
BREAKING: Country committing genocide against Indigenous population stands with country committing genocide against Indigenous population
Doug Ford says Ontario's real estate market the hottest it's ever been
June 7, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Doug Ford says Ontario's real estate market the hottest it's ever been
asking the the devs for one invite code after three weeks like
May 20, 2023 at 12:23 AM
asking the the devs for one invite code after three weeks like
asking the the devs for one invite code after two weeks like
May 13, 2023 at 11:25 PM
asking the the devs for one invite code after two weeks like
Looking for 40,000 of our friends who think better things aren't possible ❤️
May 12, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Looking for 40,000 of our friends who think better things aren't possible ❤️
DEVELOPING: President Biden set to successfully compromise with moderate fascists
May 9, 2023 at 2:33 PM
DEVELOPING: President Biden set to successfully compromise with moderate fascists
BREAKING: Elon Musk officially renames Twitter to Iron Sky
May 7, 2023 at 5:51 PM
BREAKING: Elon Musk officially renames Twitter to Iron Sky
BREAKING: Queen of Canada Romana Didulo challenges Charles as the rightful successor to Elizabeth II for the United Kingdom throne
May 6, 2023 at 8:47 PM
BREAKING: Queen of Canada Romana Didulo challenges Charles as the rightful successor to Elizabeth II for the United Kingdom throne
our biggest tweet from our alt account
May 2, 2023 at 3:53 AM
our biggest tweet from our alt account
our best tweet from after Brazil's election
May 2, 2023 at 3:51 AM
our best tweet from after Brazil's election