Try being in Ireland. It started raining 12 days ago. And 12 days later, we are told there is still no end in sight.

I still have the champagne on ice.

Elon. "Hi, I'm a Nazi, give me a trillion dollars"
Shareholders. "Okay"
Elon. "WTF"

Nigeria is about the size of Ukraine and Romania combined. Trump and his lack of education probably thinks Nigerians live in mud huts and fight with spears. You better not tell him about the army of a quarter of a million and a huge fleet of fighter jets.

Someone in the UK government must know what's written about Andrew in the Epstein files and need him gone before it comes out to protect the monarchy.

That guy shouting needs to come with subtitles

It's always the same young lads. Malnourished, grey tracksuit, hoods up and you can probably smell their unwashed balls through a tin of paint.

3 years before I was born. My mum just named every character in this photo without thinking.

It has been genocide for quite a while. Unfortunately, much of the world is okay with this.

I assume his daughter is named Mac Book Pro?

Jilted Generation is the greatest album ever made. It's 31 years old and is as fresh today as it was in 1994.

He's a junkie

I just don't get it. "Let's vote for the county that has blown up 60 thousand children" humanity lost tonight

I liked this post. So I guess I'm no longer allowed into America any more 😜

Got him at 75-1 this morning. He's now 7-1. Fingers and toes crossed.