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@cavalryghost.bsky.social
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Space cowboy and/or Gangster of Love. Gen-X, cis man, he/him, polyam/kinky. Twin Cities, MN. CavalryGhost on Fetlife. Also Discord, if you would like to chat with me.

This is a sex- and nudity- positive space, FYI, so I interact with spicy accounts.
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So is this guy basically a dilf elf? Or an elf dilf?
Target's Christmas dilf
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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A guy with a super-shitty tattoo on his back with a no-tread snek, "Metallicca" (misspelled), and the caption Nothing is Matter Owlman from the alternative universe Justice League with the caption Nothing is Matter
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Tonight's entertainment.
Promotional image from HBO's and Todd McFarlane's Spawn, featuring a looming shadowy Spawn with signature green eyes and ridiculously billowy cape
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Quark from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine looking shocked. Caption: "heavy breathing"
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Scene from the Fellowship of the Ring with Boromir talking to Frodo. Boromir says "when you have sex, you should put the balls in too." Frodo replies "it would seem like wisdom but for the warning in my heart."
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I love this book......post apocalyptic battle between good and evil. Outstanding sci fi.
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Right-wingers are such trash. Absolute trash.
Screenshot of a Fox News headline: "Abbott vows to impose a '100% tariff' on anyone moving from NYC to Texas after Election Day".
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Trying to check the covid wastewater situation and this.

There are no fires hot enough for right-wingers to be properly punished.
Screenshot from the CDC's national wastewater surveillance system website. They've added a blurb at the top: "The Trump Administration is working to reopen the government for the American people. Mission-critical activities of CDC will continue during the Democrat-led government shutdown." ad nauseam
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Hey, @farthestfrontier.bsky.social, I have four 4-year-olds living alone in the same cabin, is this historically accurate?
Screenshot from the epic international PC gaming hit Farthest Frontier featuring the readout from a dilapidated cabin showing the occupants as a quartet of apparently orphaned 4-year-olds, and the cabin also contains NO FOOD
October 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Am I the only one furious that Tony doesn't trim the flash off and polish this crusty-ass ring before he slaps it into his gadget?
Tony Stark assembling his first mini arc reactor holding a nasty, unpolished palladium ring in a pair of tweezers
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I...I want to soak in a big bathtub while being served cigars and brandy. Very much.
Image from the movie Maverick. Maverick and Coop are sitting in tubs in a bathhouse, shaving, smoking cigars, and drinking brandy, while Annabelle monologues as she robs them.
October 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Image from Parks and Recreation of Donna Meagle in a red and white top smiling brightly and Tom Haverford in a sparkly silver top, with caption Treat yo' self.
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Was double-checking best masks for covid and the University of Maryland medical website blocks you if you're using a VPN.

Thanks guys. That's gonna fucking help.

When I turned my VPN off suddenly they were terribly helpful.
Screenshot from the University of Maryland medical system webpage discussing what types of masks to wear for covid, except it's a huge red X and reads: "Sorry, you have been blocked. You are unable to access umms.org." It goes on to say that they use a security service to protect from online attacks. This service apparently doesn't want you to use a VPN.
October 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Gif from Stripes that probably isn't animated but shows Bill Murray in line for his uniform saying "do you have something in a low rise bikini-cut? Mesh, if possible "
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Gilbert Gottfried pointing toward the viewer with the caption "you fool!"
October 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Weak-lobed.
Post from u/7-5NoHits on r/startrekmemes: "We have committed a grave sin against the Great Material Continuum." Image is Quark, Rom, and Nog from DS9 with the caption "they tariffed their own economy?!"
October 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Black and white image from the film Young Frankenstein, Gene Wilder screaming like a lunatic with a stethoscope in his ears.
October 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Unsolicited Nick pic
Nick Offerman with graying beard and furrowed brown, wearing flannel under a light brown jacket holding a Swiss army knife with the scissors extended
October 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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So did anyone else notice Jack Skellington's butthole chair, or am I just too stoned to be watching this flick?
Paused screen of Nightmare Before Christmas with Jack standing in his home and the back of the chair visible over the table looks very much like a chocolate starfish
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Kraft, I am OUTRAGED.

These cheap bastards are adulterating their DELUXE mac and cheese with plain old raggedy-ass mac and cheese.

Look at this shit.
A table spoon with two cheesy macaroni noodles, one is very fat in relation to the skinny one which is CLEARLY meant to rip me off. Background is a bowl of fat macs.
October 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Proof of life. For now, anyway.
An older graying beardy man with glasses sitting in his cubicle with his headphones on. He really wants to go home.
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Ah, Tuvoc was the one to greet Neelix when he first came on board.

If only he knew what I know
Scene from episode 1 of Star Trek Voyager when Neelix hugs Tuvoc the first time he meets him
September 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Stoned and watching The Mummy. Is Beni Hungarian?
Image from the Mummy, Beni is leading away a camel to escape with a big bag of gold.
September 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Lige was right
Image from the Outlaw Josey Wales. Abe and Lige holding their rifles on Josey, while the kid lays in his blankets.
September 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM