Screaming Pectoriloquy
@caulimovirus.bsky.social
Renewed Kidney Enthusiast
no longer in📍 Gary, Indiana
no longer in📍 Gary, Indiana
we used to have a proper internet
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
we used to have a proper internet
i paid $3 for an app that blocks every number with a 254 area code
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i paid $3 for an app that blocks every number with a 254 area code
look at her
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
look at her
highly recommend
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
highly recommend
♬ Onward all you crystal soldiers.. ♬
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
♬ Onward all you crystal soldiers.. ♬
i haven’t looked but what are the chances this person works at the NIH now
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i haven’t looked but what are the chances this person works at the NIH now
![I called my living father just now and he said he had gotten up early and worked out already and that my mother was yelling at him to get down off the ladder he was using to try to paint the house. He said he was going to take the dog for a run in the woods later but that ol' Cody is ten now and not quite as spry as he used to be. Then we talked about Bill Belichick apparently having a new 24 year old girlfriend and we both said come on man and it was another thing to be bummed out about because one of my hopes has always been that we as men someday stop being like that. Eventually you wake up and realize you are no longer a horny sex pervert. I guess not. I guess we have to carry this around forever. This disgusting burden.
caleb
@CountCaleb
[SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2001]
TOM BRADY: damn! Wtf just happened coach!?
BILL BELICHICK: a tragedy Tom...but I have a feeling we are going to win the super bowl in a few months...
BELICHICKS GIRLFRIEND: goo goo ga ga
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i remember when i was at a party during grad school (around 23/24 years old) and this guy my age was complaining about his 18 year old girlfriend and my friend and i gave him shit for dating someone so much younger than he was. he didn’t see why that was relevant. what a fucking loser.
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i remember when i was at a party during grad school (around 23/24 years old) and this guy my age was complaining about his 18 year old girlfriend and my friend and i gave him shit for dating someone so much younger than he was. he didn’t see why that was relevant. what a fucking loser.
whatever you do, do NOT defibrillate fetterman:
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
whatever you do, do NOT defibrillate fetterman:
john fetterman: umm … urg … hnhggg
john fetterman’s fitbit:
john fetterman’s fitbit:
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
john fetterman: umm … urg … hnhggg
john fetterman’s fitbit:
john fetterman’s fitbit:
wednesday morning clinic doodle for patient education. what’s the condition?
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
wednesday morning clinic doodle for patient education. what’s the condition?
going to the store yall need anything
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
going to the store yall need anything
i’m reminded of the life aquatic as an example in ebert’s use of star ratings
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i’m reminded of the life aquatic as an example in ebert’s use of star ratings
i was looking up old newspaper articles because i was curious to see what initial coverage of prednisone was like in the press but whenever i do i always check to see what else is on the page and i found this, from the Finger Lake Times in 1955:
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
i was looking up old newspaper articles because i was curious to see what initial coverage of prednisone was like in the press but whenever i do i always check to see what else is on the page and i found this, from the Finger Lake Times in 1955:
there is a bookstore here that is the size of a closet and is only open from 11am to 3pm friday to sunday and i think that’s what im gonna do when i retire.
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
there is a bookstore here that is the size of a closet and is only open from 11am to 3pm friday to sunday and i think that’s what im gonna do when i retire.
a lot of people don’t remember, but this was the only way you could look at pictures of surfer chicks before the internet:
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
a lot of people don’t remember, but this was the only way you could look at pictures of surfer chicks before the internet:
this happened to me once
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
this happened to me once
no creature has ever before lived a life of such comfort:
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
no creature has ever before lived a life of such comfort:
Grok Imagine prompt:
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Grok Imagine prompt:
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
She smiles and says "I will always love you"