CatVanDooh
@catvandooh.bsky.social
A collection of atoms and intentions, wrapped in desires. Pro-democracy, anti-Fascism. Never-tRumper.
Mr. tRumpstein creates calamity.
Then says, in his South Park voice, "Hey folks, I can make it better."
And undoes part of the chaos, see, wow, look at how he is fixing the mess he got us in.
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Then says, in his South Park voice, "Hey folks, I can make it better."
And undoes part of the chaos, see, wow, look at how he is fixing the mess he got us in.
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November 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Mr. tRumpstein creates calamity.
Then says, in his South Park voice, "Hey folks, I can make it better."
And undoes part of the chaos, see, wow, look at how he is fixing the mess he got us in.
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Then says, in his South Park voice, "Hey folks, I can make it better."
And undoes part of the chaos, see, wow, look at how he is fixing the mess he got us in.
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Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts!
It's bee-cause we say so.
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It's bee-cause we say so.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts!
It's bee-cause we say so.
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It's bee-cause we say so.
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Scott Bessent
One of Mr Evil's henchmen?
No, I meant Mr, and not Dr., definitely not President...
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One of Mr Evil's henchmen?
No, I meant Mr, and not Dr., definitely not President...
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November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Scott Bessent
One of Mr Evil's henchmen?
No, I meant Mr, and not Dr., definitely not President...
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One of Mr Evil's henchmen?
No, I meant Mr, and not Dr., definitely not President...
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The voice of failure.
Senator Angus King, time to take the "g" out of your first name.
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Senator Angus King, time to take the "g" out of your first name.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The voice of failure.
Senator Angus King, time to take the "g" out of your first name.
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Senator Angus King, time to take the "g" out of your first name.
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When it comes to spelunking, there's no cave like your own.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
When it comes to spelunking, there's no cave like your own.
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Only Quentin Tarantino could pull off such a cliffhanger, where eight Democrats take the rest over the cliff.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Only Quentin Tarantino could pull off such a cliffhanger, where eight Democrats take the rest over the cliff.
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Dogs can talk.
We just don't always know how to listen.
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We just don't always know how to listen.
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November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Dogs can talk.
We just don't always know how to listen.
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We just don't always know how to listen.
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We need so much gold that it's impossible to tell where the gold ends and where it begins.
We love goooooold; member.
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We love goooooold; member.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
We need so much gold that it's impossible to tell where the gold ends and where it begins.
We love goooooold; member.
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We love goooooold; member.
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A man's actual penis can be measured at an inverse ratio to the size of his gun, or truck
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Mama leader, this is Tiny Peter. Give it a big 10-4 (i.e., I say it's 10, but you see it's only 4).
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Mama leader, this is Tiny Peter. Give it a big 10-4 (i.e., I say it's 10, but you see it's only 4).
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November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A man's actual penis can be measured at an inverse ratio to the size of his gun, or truck
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Mama leader, this is Tiny Peter. Give it a big 10-4 (i.e., I say it's 10, but you see it's only 4).
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Mama leader, this is Tiny Peter. Give it a big 10-4 (i.e., I say it's 10, but you see it's only 4).
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What Sir? Yes Sir. Of course Sir.
Republican Congress: Was that him again?
Little Johnson: Yup. More Kaos.
Republican Congress: Was it him or Putin this time?
Little Johnson: ...does it matter?
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Republican Congress: Was that him again?
Little Johnson: Yup. More Kaos.
Republican Congress: Was it him or Putin this time?
Little Johnson: ...does it matter?
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November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What Sir? Yes Sir. Of course Sir.
Republican Congress: Was that him again?
Little Johnson: Yup. More Kaos.
Republican Congress: Was it him or Putin this time?
Little Johnson: ...does it matter?
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Republican Congress: Was that him again?
Little Johnson: Yup. More Kaos.
Republican Congress: Was it him or Putin this time?
Little Johnson: ...does it matter?
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Pushti, on my lap in the living room, perhaps I should call it the sleeping room.
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November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Pushti, on my lap in the living room, perhaps I should call it the sleeping room.
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Cuck's of a feather.
Wasn't it just a year ago when cucky Orban visited Mal-a-Lardo to give pedo dictator advice on destroying a democracy?
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Wasn't it just a year ago when cucky Orban visited Mal-a-Lardo to give pedo dictator advice on destroying a democracy?
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November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Cuck's of a feather.
Wasn't it just a year ago when cucky Orban visited Mal-a-Lardo to give pedo dictator advice on destroying a democracy?
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Wasn't it just a year ago when cucky Orban visited Mal-a-Lardo to give pedo dictator advice on destroying a democracy?
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Unless of course...
He's Dr Evil?
(...let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage")
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He's Dr Evil?
(...let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage")
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November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Unless of course...
He's Dr Evil?
(...let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage")
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He's Dr Evil?
(...let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage")
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At least they weren't attacked with a banana!
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November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
At least they weren't attacked with a banana!
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Defense; just another thing, what became of the evidence?
Don't tell me you ate it.
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Don't tell me you ate it.
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November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Defense; just another thing, what became of the evidence?
Don't tell me you ate it.
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Don't tell me you ate it.
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As America turns...
Fascist.
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Fascist.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
As America turns...
Fascist.
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Fascist.
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I've seen those before in a different horror film.
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November 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I've seen those before in a different horror film.
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Survey says?!!!!
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No.
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No.
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November 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Survey says?!!!!
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No.
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No.
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Yo! Kamala, what's good for the goose is good for the gander!
And if she won't sue CBS, I say we start a class-action lawsuit!
Show me the money!
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And if she won't sue CBS, I say we start a class-action lawsuit!
Show me the money!
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November 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Yo! Kamala, what's good for the goose is good for the gander!
And if she won't sue CBS, I say we start a class-action lawsuit!
Show me the money!
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And if she won't sue CBS, I say we start a class-action lawsuit!
Show me the money!
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Oh, they think a salt by salami is bad, wait until he cuts the cheese.
Where is the justice!
My question is, why isn't this in Judge Judy's court?
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Where is the justice!
My question is, why isn't this in Judge Judy's court?
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November 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh, they think a salt by salami is bad, wait until he cuts the cheese.
Where is the justice!
My question is, why isn't this in Judge Judy's court?
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Where is the justice!
My question is, why isn't this in Judge Judy's court?
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November 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM