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@cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
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aka sporkraptor, elynne, & etc.
gender: meh (they/them) ace/aro
prolific fanfic writer
50-something anthropomorphic personification of a specific shade of green/grey
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cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
using only images, explain how you became a furry (oops I slipped)
September 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
quote this with the energy you bring to blusky
"Hi, I'm John Mastodon. You may recognize me from my roles in shows like 'The Simpsons,' or the federated network I founded, commonly called 'Mastodon' or 'the Fediverse.'"
September 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
"don't tread on me" flag revamped to show a secretary bird holding a rattlesnake in its talons. caption says "tread on them lots, actually"
August 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
lol
lmao even
a bluesky post by @Codenamesgame.bsky.social that says: "Introducing Codenames: Back to Hogwarts, the beloved party game you know, perfect for both seasoned wizards and Muggle wordsmiths! (owl emoji) PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN NOW! (lightning bolt emoji)" with a link to presumably the pre-order url. a picture of the game package and sample cards with some blurb text is included. the post was made 7/23/25 9:56 am; replies are disabled. before the replies were disabled it had 705 replies (most of them negative). quote reposts are also now disabled. it has 162 reposts and ten likes. some of the replies mention that they had quote reposted it but @codenamesgame blocked accounts that posted it with something negative so the repost would break.
July 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
a black cat's head and forepaws on a cat tree in front of white vertical slats. the cat is looking off to the left.
July 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
today's protest sign. I mean...
a sign made out of a cardboard box that says in big black allcaps letters "if not _now_, when??"
June 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
I rediscovered a chain I'd forgotten I had, paired it with an amulet I got from @lionesselise.bsky.social, and it told me its name is "The Asymmetrical Formation of Memory."
a white person wearing a white shirt, over which is laid a necklace with plain grey links and attached to an amulet that is an asymmetrical, semi-translucent, roughly cut and polished stone. the stone has a hole bored through it, through which a delicate wire holding a few decorative beads has made a loop on top and a tiny spiral on the bottom (which is hard to see in the picture because it's edge-on).
May 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
today's protest sign, front and back
sign: "JUSTICE OR JUST ICE CHOOSE ONE" sign: "INDIVISIBLE.ORG EVERYDAYACTIVISTS.NET JOIN US! SPEAK UP!"
May 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
held this sign at the intersection of N 205th and Aurora in Shoreline, WA today. I dunno how many people there were, but it was a *lot*--both sides of the street lined for a block and a half along Aurora. lots of people liked my sign! #Protests #USPOL
hand-lettered sign saying "JUSTICE OR JUST ICE CHOOSE ONE"
April 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
I made a new sign! front and back:
large handmade sign reading (in all caps) "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW" with a large red line under "the law," below the red line "DOGE / TRUMP / MUSK / ICE" are written and underlined large handmade sign saying (all caps) "JUSTICE OR JUST ICE CHOOSE ONE"
April 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
my Narbeast is 17 lbs and 17 years old and *screams like a banshee* from the moment he's dumped into the crate until the moment he's released. doping him with gabapentin works, but is its own challenge--he's only gotten increasingly canny over the years.
a large black cat lying on his side on a beige carpet, looking up at the camera. all four of his paws are close to an electric sideboard heater for warmth. a blobby silhouette of a large black cat sitting in a white-backed bathtub, staring at the camera. two bottles of strawberry conditioner/shampoo are on a shelf behind him. no flash was used in taking the picture, but his eyes are glowing green regardless, because he's basically a cryptid.
April 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
the sign I held on a streetcorner today. got many honks, waves, thumbs up, and smiles; got *no* flip-offs or yelled slurs. worst response was someone looking and shaking their head, but quite a few glanced, looked away... looked back, looked away again...
a handmade sign with black letters on a white background. the top says "WHERE IS YOUR LINE?" boxes below it list: firing veterans / ignoring laws / deporting citizens / ally of Russia / rising prices / recession / offshore prisons / unemployment ^ / war with Canada?!? / invade Greenland?!? / huge cuts to Soc. security, Medicaid, CDC, EPA, FFA, VA, National Parks... the bottom says in big letters: "THERE'S SO MUCH MORE!!!" various words are underlined in red
March 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
I stood on a busy streetcorner for an hour, holding a sign that said "NOBODY VOTED FOR MUSK," and got a lot of smiles, waves, and honks--as well as a few 👎🖕and "fuck you!"

so I've modified my sign.
a hand-lettered sign. the top in big letters says "WHERE IS YOUR LINE?" in boxes below it says "firing veterans / ignoring laws / deporting citizens / ally of Russia / rising prices / recession / offshore prisons / unemployment ^ / war with Canada?!? / invade Greenland?!? / huge cuts to Social Security, Medicaid, CDC, EPA, FFA, VA, National Parks..." on the bottom it says "THERE'S SO MUCH MORE!!!" various words are underlined in red.
March 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
and it's *cheaper*--both in the short term and the long run.
holly @girlziplocked (Twitter) says: Giving poor people some money makes crime go down better than giving cops more money. Says science. We did the science. We keep doing that science. Nobody in a suit ever cares tho. --posted 2:58 on 21 Feb 22
March 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
fuck Nazis.
a Mastodon posted a photograph of a Trump rally. a man on the left wears a red MAGA hat and a swastika armband; on the right someone is wearing a t-shirt that says "Obama called me [something] / Hillary calls me Deplorable / Terrorists call me Infidel / Trump calls me AMERICAN" under the photo is text, "How to find Nazis: 1. Post... "Fuck Nazis." 2. Watch for the... "Don't call people you disagree with Nazis!" comments. 3. You found the Nazis." a response by "17parksplace" says "You're so stupid" a reply to this by "jonscottwontstop" says "Found one."
February 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
Democrats In Name Only (DINOs)--time for them to go extinct
text of a post by "your auntifa liza" @blogdiva on mastodon, saying "the following Democrats voted to enact the Laken Riley Act: Catherine Cortez Masto--Nevada JOHN FETTERMAN--PENNSYLVANIA (CO-SPONSOR) RUBEN GALLEGO--ARIZONA (CO-SPONSOR) Maggie Hassan--New Hampshire MARK KELLY--ARIZONA JON OSSOFF--GEORGIA Gary Peters--Michigan Jacky Rosen--Nevada Jeanne Shaheen--New Hampshire Elissa Slotkin--Michigan MARK WARNER--VIRGINIA RAPHAEL WARNOCK--GEORGIA #ICE #ConcentrationCamps #USpol #immigration"
January 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
I mean... accurate
a post by Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social saying "remember folks, you can shoot up a school, you can shoot up a black church, you can shoot up a queer club, but it's only terrorism charges when you kill a single CEO"
January 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
#NightmareBeast
post by "NightmareBeast @NightmareBeast" on the fediverse. text reads: Monsters sit in well-lit rooms, laughing and feasting, toasting their triumphs, counting their blood-soaked wealth. The windows that could look outside show only warped reflections of themselves. They do not see the darkness. They do not see us, in the darkness. We watch their celebration with growling bellies and gleaming fangs. Sooner or later, each of them will walk in the dark places, alone. And we will be there to greet them as they deserve. We do not merely wait... but we are patient.
January 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
my gender is a keter-class memetic hazard.
a radioactive symbol, surrounded by male, female, and both symbols, at the intersection of three bolts of queer villain pride lightning, and by a spiral of the words: "REJECT THE ORDER OF CREATION / PLOT DESIGNS OF DEATH / DISFIGURE THE FACE OF MAN & WOMAN / THIS IS THE AGE OF SIN / REVEL IN THE ANNIHILATION OF MAN AS THE IMAGE OF GOD"
January 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025?
a person with dark skin, wearing a gas mask, overalls, and boots, sits holding a potted flower. they're seated cross-legged on a green space with flowers and butterflies. the text reads: Seed Bombing 101 @jean_de_art A guide to guerrilla gardening--how to fight climate change, feed your neighborhood, and piss off the rich. Why do it? It feeds pollinators and wildlife, repairs the soil, restores depleted water tables, traps carbon and creates oxygen. Ruins lawns. How to build it? Mix 1 cup hot water to 2 cups shredded paper. Wring out all moisture and mix in native wildflower and/or crop seeds. Shape into a ball and let dry for 24 hours. Where to throw and grow? Throw these into empty lots, parking medians and rich people's yards. Dandelion seeds are our allies. Is this legal? What are you, a cop?!
December 29, 2024 at 5:49 AM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
Sir Terry Pratchett, a famous dead white guy wearing his characteristic black jacket and hat, and glasses, with a white beard, smiling, against a bluish-green background
December 24, 2024 at 8:44 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
"you will be visited by three spirits"

the three spirits:
the original starter Pokemon: charizard, bulbasaur, and squirtle
December 24, 2024 at 6:22 AM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
@fridaytea.com do you have any recommendations or ideas for storing my expanding tea collection? shoeboxes, jars (how to transfer the labels?), paper clips?? it's a great problem to have, but it's taking over an increasingly large corner of the kitchen counter XD
multiple (10+ easily viewable) bags of loose-leaf Friday Tea haphazardly piled on a counter, along with a couple of boxes (which also contain tea).
December 23, 2024 at 10:55 PM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
close as I can get, and now that I think about it... unfortunately I've already had tater tots *and* melted cheese (on homemade nachos) tonight. but some other night, this will be an Culinary Experiment!
a bag of frozen Ore-Ida Tater Tots sitting next to a bag of Kirkland shredded cheddar jack cheese on a kitchen counter.
December 23, 2024 at 4:31 AM
cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social
Second, a beautiful illustration of the scene at the end of the current chapter. Unfortunately I didn't save the artist's information; if it's your art or you recognize the artist (I sincerely apologize) please let me know and I'll happily add attribution! #FFXIVArt #FFXIVFic #Hythlodaeus
A pale figure, barefoot and wrapped in a sheet, sits at the edge of a brick pier at night, playing a harp. His eyes are violet, and his hair, which starts lavender at the scalp and transitions to violet at the ends, is lifting and waving around his head, as though he were underwater.
December 1, 2024 at 9:14 PM