While US fair food is certainly world class in the fry-something-already-incredibly-unhealthy competition, I assure you the average Glaswegian chip shop is equally innovative.

I take it as direct evidence of the current dystopia that it took me two minutes to realize this wasn't ad copy for a real company, and even then I had to Google it to be sure.

They're working to fix that glitch.

Both spellings are accepted. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva_(...

Brobdingnagian

The impressive thing is that the economy has been doing as well as it has *despite* them botching things in a half year. It'll be interesting to see how long Wall Street continues to convince itself this is all a momentary blip.

Oh God I'm playing it wrong.

Am I the only one who feels like you can't describe someone as getting "gored" and then later describe is as "minor injuries?" Is it really possible to be "gently gored?"

Likewise! And here I was getting kind of fond of the angry lizard.

See, the weird thing is you got the whole your/you're thing right on the second try in the same damn sentence. So it's kind of a marvel of low-energy posting.

Social media these days feels like one of those Super Mario games where you have to keep jumping from one platform to the next before it falls into lava and if you pause for half a second you end up dead. Or arguing with incel Nazis. I think I lost control of the metaphor, but you get the point.

Blue Prince is designed for people who like loot boxes at least as much as they like solving puzzles.

A less oppressive government that's more antagonistic towards Russia would be swell.

The official site is witchards.com/czocha/ — the other one is both out-of-date and defunct and looks like a zombie site from before the current organization fully took over. I'm surprised anyone is still paying for it.