CatsBikesCakes
@catsbikescakes.bsky.social
🐈⬛🚲🍰Dad husband
Recently retired virologist
I like to ride my bicycle I like to ride my bike(s)
Straight LGBT+ safe
Neurodiverse introverted Sci-fi fan
Same handle on threads. Not on Xpired
DMs only from people I’ve known for years, please
Recently retired virologist
I like to ride my bicycle I like to ride my bike(s)
Straight LGBT+ safe
Neurodiverse introverted Sci-fi fan
Same handle on threads. Not on Xpired
DMs only from people I’ve known for years, please
It’s funny the🍊💩thinks the US has been hard done by in international trade.
Truth is the rest of the world has been taking far too much of their rubbish for far too long.
But it seems likely we’ll be fixing that, starting now.
Truth is the rest of the world has been taking far too much of their rubbish for far too long.
But it seems likely we’ll be fixing that, starting now.
March 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It’s funny the🍊💩thinks the US has been hard done by in international trade.
Truth is the rest of the world has been taking far too much of their rubbish for far too long.
But it seems likely we’ll be fixing that, starting now.
Truth is the rest of the world has been taking far too much of their rubbish for far too long.
But it seems likely we’ll be fixing that, starting now.
I got mum & dad to take me to the vet today for #caturday
Bloody vomit, not eating or drinking
I’ve a cut on my tongue probably from grass & I’m eating again.
Mum and dad have been taking it in turns to mollycoddle me all day. I even got dad to try to sleep sitting up with me on his lap last night.
Bloody vomit, not eating or drinking
I’ve a cut on my tongue probably from grass & I’m eating again.
Mum and dad have been taking it in turns to mollycoddle me all day. I even got dad to try to sleep sitting up with me on his lap last night.
March 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I got mum & dad to take me to the vet today for #caturday
Bloody vomit, not eating or drinking
I’ve a cut on my tongue probably from grass & I’m eating again.
Mum and dad have been taking it in turns to mollycoddle me all day. I even got dad to try to sleep sitting up with me on his lap last night.
Bloody vomit, not eating or drinking
I’ve a cut on my tongue probably from grass & I’m eating again.
Mum and dad have been taking it in turns to mollycoddle me all day. I even got dad to try to sleep sitting up with me on his lap last night.
Enjoying the fine weather with another ride this morning.
Sheep socks (but shorts and shoes not boots) and one of the last mince pies of last Christmas… eaten in 15 C heatwave!
#cycling
Sheep socks (but shorts and shoes not boots) and one of the last mince pies of last Christmas… eaten in 15 C heatwave!
#cycling
March 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Enjoying the fine weather with another ride this morning.
Sheep socks (but shorts and shoes not boots) and one of the last mince pies of last Christmas… eaten in 15 C heatwave!
#cycling
Sheep socks (but shorts and shoes not boots) and one of the last mince pies of last Christmas… eaten in 15 C heatwave!
#cycling
The US democrats (little d, they no longer deserve a big D) were presented a perfect "I'm Spartacus" opportunity last night.
And they failed the assignment.
And they failed the assignment.
March 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The US democrats (little d, they no longer deserve a big D) were presented a perfect "I'm Spartacus" opportunity last night.
And they failed the assignment.
And they failed the assignment.
Todays trashy 65 year old lunch time movie is “12 to the moon”.
Spoiler alert!
I’m laughing like a loon that the moon aliens tell the humans to go “But leave your 2 cats, we like them.”
#caturday
Spoiler alert!
I’m laughing like a loon that the moon aliens tell the humans to go “But leave your 2 cats, we like them.”
#caturday
March 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Todays trashy 65 year old lunch time movie is “12 to the moon”.
Spoiler alert!
I’m laughing like a loon that the moon aliens tell the humans to go “But leave your 2 cats, we like them.”
#caturday
Spoiler alert!
I’m laughing like a loon that the moon aliens tell the humans to go “But leave your 2 cats, we like them.”
#caturday
It takes a truly massive amount of untreated narcissism and paranoia to think like that.
But then who’d want to be his therapist?
But then who’d want to be his therapist?
February 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It takes a truly massive amount of untreated narcissism and paranoia to think like that.
But then who’d want to be his therapist?
But then who’d want to be his therapist?
What have I done this week?
Americans really need to stop enabling their abusers.
Americans really need to stop enabling their abusers.
February 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What have I done this week?
Americans really need to stop enabling their abusers.
Americans really need to stop enabling their abusers.
I didn't have Erdoğan being the leader of the free world on my bingo card for, well, any year, but here we are.
February 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I didn't have Erdoğan being the leader of the free world on my bingo card for, well, any year, but here we are.
I grew up in Colchester. History school trips almost inevitably included: “And this black layer here in the sedimentary record is where Boudicca burnt the town to the ground, along with all the Romans in it.”
#WWBD
#WWBD
February 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I grew up in Colchester. History school trips almost inevitably included: “And this black layer here in the sedimentary record is where Boudicca burnt the town to the ground, along with all the Romans in it.”
#WWBD
#WWBD
Does anyone know who owns this ginger tabby?
He’s a bit of a chonk, has been spending a lot of time napping in our garden and broke the cat flap when he came in to get fed.
He’s lovely but eating us out of house and home.
Plus my tortie is a bit terrified of him.
He’s a bit of a chonk, has been spending a lot of time napping in our garden and broke the cat flap when he came in to get fed.
He’s lovely but eating us out of house and home.
Plus my tortie is a bit terrified of him.
February 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Does anyone know who owns this ginger tabby?
He’s a bit of a chonk, has been spending a lot of time napping in our garden and broke the cat flap when he came in to get fed.
He’s lovely but eating us out of house and home.
Plus my tortie is a bit terrified of him.
He’s a bit of a chonk, has been spending a lot of time napping in our garden and broke the cat flap when he came in to get fed.
He’s lovely but eating us out of house and home.
Plus my tortie is a bit terrified of him.
Stolen but too good not to share.
Apologies to the unknown originator.
Apologies to the unknown originator.
February 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Stolen but too good not to share.
Apologies to the unknown originator.
Apologies to the unknown originator.
We can only hope that somewhere in the US Republican Party a Gul Damar is growing increasingly disillusioned.
Because that seems to be the only thing that can save their democracy now.
#startrekds9
Because that seems to be the only thing that can save their democracy now.
#startrekds9
February 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We can only hope that somewhere in the US Republican Party a Gul Damar is growing increasingly disillusioned.
Because that seems to be the only thing that can save their democracy now.
#startrekds9
Because that seems to be the only thing that can save their democracy now.
#startrekds9
Autistic here.
Never had Nazi sympathies or made a Nazi salute.
Because these things are not linked.
Never had Nazi sympathies or made a Nazi salute.
Because these things are not linked.
January 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Autistic here.
Never had Nazi sympathies or made a Nazi salute.
Because these things are not linked.
Never had Nazi sympathies or made a Nazi salute.
Because these things are not linked.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
50 minutes into tonight’s #startrekVoyager and we discover that the planet of sexy alien babes who want to mate with him actually want to suck him dry and leave him as a mummified husk.
Again?
The jokes just write themselves…
Again?
The jokes just write themselves…
January 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
50 minutes into tonight’s #startrekVoyager and we discover that the planet of sexy alien babes who want to mate with him actually want to suck him dry and leave him as a mummified husk.
Again?
The jokes just write themselves…
Again?
The jokes just write themselves…
British food gets a bad rap.
So to help clear that up, tonight for tea I enjoyed a chopped pork wellington served with haricot beans in a tomato reduction.
😋
So to help clear that up, tonight for tea I enjoyed a chopped pork wellington served with haricot beans in a tomato reduction.
😋
January 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
British food gets a bad rap.
So to help clear that up, tonight for tea I enjoyed a chopped pork wellington served with haricot beans in a tomato reduction.
😋
So to help clear that up, tonight for tea I enjoyed a chopped pork wellington served with haricot beans in a tomato reduction.
😋
I’m now on my second rewatch of The Good Place and I’ve only this time noticed that the surname of the Obnoxious Brent is Norwalk.
Norwalk virus is a norovirus, aka the winter vomiting bug.
Norwalk virus is a norovirus, aka the winter vomiting bug.
January 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’m now on my second rewatch of The Good Place and I’ve only this time noticed that the surname of the Obnoxious Brent is Norwalk.
Norwalk virus is a norovirus, aka the winter vomiting bug.
Norwalk virus is a norovirus, aka the winter vomiting bug.
It just underlines that despite peppering their discourse with scientific jargon (in order to leverage Brandolini’s principle) the leaders of the pro disease movement still have less actual understanding of what a vaccine is and what it does than a well informed 10 year old.
January 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It just underlines that despite peppering their discourse with scientific jargon (in order to leverage Brandolini’s principle) the leaders of the pro disease movement still have less actual understanding of what a vaccine is and what it does than a well informed 10 year old.
This evening and weekend I shall mostly be watching Philomena Cunk.
I love ABBA
I love ABBA
January 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This evening and weekend I shall mostly be watching Philomena Cunk.
I love ABBA
I love ABBA
Stolen
Not stollen.
Not stollen.
January 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Stolen
Not stollen.
Not stollen.
It's not real.
But it is funny, and true.
But it is funny, and true.
January 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's not real.
But it is funny, and true.
But it is funny, and true.