zerokey
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Creature squeezing, music making something something. I also beep and boop. I really don’t know what I’m doing.
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“Do you even own a suit?” Fuck Trump and his media sycophants. What utter pieces of shit they all are. I can’t even watch this shit anymore.
February 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Do you even own a suit?” Fuck Trump and his media sycophants. What utter pieces of shit they all are. I can’t even watch this shit anymore.
You and me both, carrot head. You and me both.
February 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
You and me both, carrot head. You and me both.
A bunch of loud American tech bros were on the bus this morning being typical douchebag American tech bros. One was talking so loud, saying how he’s an “army of one”, and his bros hooted in agreement.
February 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
A bunch of loud American tech bros were on the bus this morning being typical douchebag American tech bros. One was talking so loud, saying how he’s an “army of one”, and his bros hooted in agreement.
Amidst all the shit going on, one positive for me is that I’m having a Depeche Mode renaissance thanks to the episodes on the One Song podcast. I’m listening through their catalogue with a new perspective and appreciating their music in ways I didn’t before.
February 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Amidst all the shit going on, one positive for me is that I’m having a Depeche Mode renaissance thanks to the episodes on the One Song podcast. I’m listening through their catalogue with a new perspective and appreciating their music in ways I didn’t before.
Last night, I watched one of my favorite movies from childhood: Super Fuzz.
February 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Last night, I watched one of my favorite movies from childhood: Super Fuzz.
I asked for a new laptop at work. I said that my current one is so old, the bits have wrinkles. I -really- need to think before I say shit sometimes.
February 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I asked for a new laptop at work. I said that my current one is so old, the bits have wrinkles. I -really- need to think before I say shit sometimes.
I made a “more weight!” Joke during a meeting today, and 2 people got it. Mission accomplished.
February 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I made a “more weight!” Joke during a meeting today, and 2 people got it. Mission accomplished.
Is it so wrong to want to see a Trump, Vance and Musk human centipede? Maybe throw in Thomas and McConnell for funsies.
February 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Is it so wrong to want to see a Trump, Vance and Musk human centipede? Maybe throw in Thomas and McConnell for funsies.
We lost so many celebrities in 2016. In 2025 we need a horde of necromancers to raise them all from the dead so they can consume the flesh of everyone destroying the US.
February 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
We lost so many celebrities in 2016. In 2025 we need a horde of necromancers to raise them all from the dead so they can consume the flesh of everyone destroying the US.
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I’m to visit the US in April.I’m having second thoughts.The speed, depth and breadth of whats happening is terrifying. During 45, I thought we got lucky, because if trump surrounded himself with smart people, we would be in real trouble. Turns out, he didn’t need smart ones, just more viscious ones.
February 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I’m to visit the US in April.I’m having second thoughts.The speed, depth and breadth of whats happening is terrifying. During 45, I thought we got lucky, because if trump surrounded himself with smart people, we would be in real trouble. Turns out, he didn’t need smart ones, just more viscious ones.
I don’t typically post political commentary. Not because I’m apolitical or apathetic or ashamed; those who know me know where I stand. And I struggle against screaming in the echo chamber. I’m saying what’s already being said..
February 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I don’t typically post political commentary. Not because I’m apolitical or apathetic or ashamed; those who know me know where I stand. And I struggle against screaming in the echo chamber. I’m saying what’s already being said..
I just spent a couple of hours cooking up in the sauna, and cooling down in the sea. Hot cold hot cold. The Baltic sea is 2.1C. I feel amazing.
January 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I just spent a couple of hours cooking up in the sauna, and cooling down in the sea. Hot cold hot cold. The Baltic sea is 2.1C. I feel amazing.
I had a treesome today, and other adventures in Porvoo. (I’m a for realsies treehugger).
January 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I had a treesome today, and other adventures in Porvoo. (I’m a for realsies treehugger).
I’m sorry for being a 12 year old. But c’mon.
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I’m sorry for being a 12 year old. But c’mon.
On a bus in Helsinki. It’s 10am but it feels like after sunset. Props to the people up north for being able to live with this. Keep popping that vitamin D.
January 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
On a bus in Helsinki. It’s 10am but it feels like after sunset. Props to the people up north for being able to live with this. Keep popping that vitamin D.
I never thought I would see Current93, Kronos Quartet, and Godflesh mentioned in an inflight magazine. Air Baltic goes my kind of hard.
January 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I never thought I would see Current93, Kronos Quartet, and Godflesh mentioned in an inflight magazine. Air Baltic goes my kind of hard.
Hey kids, let’s go to TOOTH ISLAND. WHERE ITS DEFINITELY NOT TERRIFYING. TOOOOOTH IIISLAND.
January 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Hey kids, let’s go to TOOTH ISLAND. WHERE ITS DEFINITELY NOT TERRIFYING. TOOOOOTH IIISLAND.
Cold night, waiting for the tram.
January 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Cold night, waiting for the tram.
A butterfly has been living with us since September. She spends most of her time asleep. When she wakes up, she gets a sugar water soaked sponge to poke her proboscis into.
Yesterday, I sewed her a Christmas stocking. I’d say things are getting weird, but that ship sailed a long time ago…
Yesterday, I sewed her a Christmas stocking. I’d say things are getting weird, but that ship sailed a long time ago…
December 24, 2024 at 1:03 PM
A butterfly has been living with us since September. She spends most of her time asleep. When she wakes up, she gets a sugar water soaked sponge to poke her proboscis into.
Yesterday, I sewed her a Christmas stocking. I’d say things are getting weird, but that ship sailed a long time ago…
Yesterday, I sewed her a Christmas stocking. I’d say things are getting weird, but that ship sailed a long time ago…
Residenz Christmas market
November 26, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Residenz Christmas market
