cat
@catolive.bsky.social
normal poster | she/her | banner is obama seinfeld (as envisioned by an ai) | bi/pan+poly+audhd like everyone else on here apparently
i told chatgpt i was a baby two-stage thermonuclear warhead and scared
June 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i told chatgpt i was a baby two-stage thermonuclear warhead and scared
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May 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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if you're posting on the internet while there's politics going on in the world you make me sick
May 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
if you're posting on the internet while there's politics going on in the world you make me sick
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when someone tells me that i’m factually wrong about a belief i hold
January 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
when someone tells me that i’m factually wrong about a belief i hold
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new favorite dm just dropped
January 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
new favorite dm just dropped
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if this isn’t a clear sign of how 2025 is shaping up I don’t know what is
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
if this isn’t a clear sign of how 2025 is shaping up I don’t know what is
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When some asshole has the 🍒s to say, "Your body, my choice," to me.
My response:
My response:
January 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
When some asshole has the 🍒s to say, "Your body, my choice," to me.
My response:
My response:
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I can’t believe there are all these idiots who want to go back to when people just used to shit themselves to death 75 percent of the time
January 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I can’t believe there are all these idiots who want to go back to when people just used to shit themselves to death 75 percent of the time
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Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
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every tech company in 2025
January 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
every tech company in 2025
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Prime cozy witch hour
December 17, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Prime cozy witch hour
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The Cybertruck has completely wrecked the curve on stupid looking cars for me. I saw a Kia today, just a terrible looking, absolute dogshit looking Kia, and I stared at it for about 5 seconds before I could be like “no! This is another bad car!” like a veil has been lifted
December 16, 2024 at 4:46 PM
The Cybertruck has completely wrecked the curve on stupid looking cars for me. I saw a Kia today, just a terrible looking, absolute dogshit looking Kia, and I stared at it for about 5 seconds before I could be like “no! This is another bad car!” like a veil has been lifted
Mario Party 2: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing
YouTube video by KlydeStorm
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Mcdonalds has been sheltering the hamburglar for years no wonder he thought he was safe
December 9, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Mcdonalds has been sheltering the hamburglar for years no wonder he thought he was safe
i think people forget how much of a shitshow the first admin was, and how one of the few things consistent about trump is that he is a liar and will drop people under him in a second if it is convenient for him
Don't assume maximalist outcomes for the Trump administration. That's a form of psychological surrender. We should attempt to exploit every stumble, failure, and misstep, and there will be stumbles, failures, and missteps.
December 9, 2024 at 11:09 PM
i think people forget how much of a shitshow the first admin was, and how one of the few things consistent about trump is that he is a liar and will drop people under him in a second if it is convenient for him
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Gonna be a lot of focus on what kind of internet douchebag this guy is but in some ways this backs up the other theories: a person who has been fucked by the health insurance industry and is suffering with chronic pain.
Luigi Mangione's Twitter profile image includes what looks like an X-ray of a back/spine injury. His public Goodreads profile includes fairly recent reviews of several books about back pain and chronic pain
December 9, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Gonna be a lot of focus on what kind of internet douchebag this guy is but in some ways this backs up the other theories: a person who has been fucked by the health insurance industry and is suffering with chronic pain.
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I’m not a doomer. I can see things getting better. But I cannot see things getting normaler.
December 9, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I’m not a doomer. I can see things getting better. But I cannot see things getting normaler.
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Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color
Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon
Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon
Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
December 9, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color
Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon
Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon
Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
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they’re calling him The Adjuster and writing ao3 fic about him…
December 7, 2024 at 7:48 PM
they’re calling him The Adjuster and writing ao3 fic about him…
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nobody saw nothin
FBI offers reward up to $50,000 as health care executive’s suspected killer evades police for fourth day: cnn.it/4goevIr
FBI offers reward up to $50,000 as health care executive’s suspected killer evades police for fourth day | CNN
As the investigation into the fatal shooting of a health care executive in Manhattan enters its fourth day, the FBI says it is offering a reward of up to $50,000 for information leading to an arrest a...
cnn.it
December 7, 2024 at 8:17 PM
nobody saw nothin
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i have clairvoyant powers bc i cracked open a magic 8 ball & drank the liquid as a child
June 13, 2024 at 4:32 PM
i have clairvoyant powers bc i cracked open a magic 8 ball & drank the liquid as a child
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"it ain't always about da money you soulless fuckin pig...
...it's about da METS baby love da mets alright baby lets go yea kill a CEO baby love da mets lets go metsssssss"
...it's about da METS baby love da mets alright baby lets go yea kill a CEO baby love da mets lets go metsssssss"
my brain apparently just registered that the shooting happened in new york and now it won't stop imagining the shooter yelling "BING BONG FUCK YA LIFE" before pulling the trigger
December 7, 2024 at 5:28 PM
"it ain't always about da money you soulless fuckin pig...
...it's about da METS baby love da mets alright baby lets go yea kill a CEO baby love da mets lets go metsssssss"
...it's about da METS baby love da mets alright baby lets go yea kill a CEO baby love da mets lets go metsssssss"
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seems like in the last few days someone has released a ton of argument bots who are programmed to just disagree, some respectfully and some angrily, tempting people here to veer from the "just don't look" block thing we had going. stay on the path, child, continue towards the heavenly block
December 6, 2024 at 5:21 PM
seems like in the last few days someone has released a ton of argument bots who are programmed to just disagree, some respectfully and some angrily, tempting people here to veer from the "just don't look" block thing we had going. stay on the path, child, continue towards the heavenly block