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Dr. Catiepunk
@catie.bsky.social
Know-it-all, goof, general unstoppable force. Load bearing woman. Complexity encouraged. Professional problem solver. Here to make friends. Holds a ruthlessly high bar.

Manifestos available: catiedonnelly.substack.com
The world lost a great this week. If you don't know about Tom Lehrer, now is the time to learn. One of my all time favorite musicians AND satirists, a total badass who put his entire discography online and relinquished all copyright claim, handing his legacy over to the public. tomlehrersongs.com
Songs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer
Songs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer DISCLAIMER STATEMENTI, Tom Lehrer, individually and as trustee of the
tomlehrersongs.com
July 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Hello everyone, I am blessedly offline these days because I have discovered my True Calling. My Lego Insta is www.instagram.com/catie_builds... 👌
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May 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Once I find a way to upload my consciousness into my Lego city it's all over for you chumps
January 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is just a regular reminder that if you're at the gas station and the tv thing is screaming at you, the second button from the top on the right side is usually a mute button.
October 21, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Probably time to stop the cat watching Dropout
September 28, 2024 at 8:38 PM
My favorite anime is the one where the autistic guy spend 1000+ episodes planning the perfect pool party
September 14, 2024 at 6:17 PM
In case anyone was wondering, the most precise scientific distinction between the Toyota RAV-4 and the Toyota Highlander is that the Highlander has the ability to transport a 12' Home Depot Skelly in its box while the RAV requires unboxing pre-transport.

Toyota Highlander: There Can Only Be One
August 31, 2024 at 7:38 PM
We All Use Graphs Every Day
August 6, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Air conditioning: is it optional? This local woman is finding out for herself.
June 28, 2024 at 5:12 PM
One thing that is great about taking Adderall is that ADHD makes it super hard to do things every X amount of time but Adderall is a controlled substance so I have to get a new prescription literally every month but I always forget until I run out.
June 24, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I don't want to be on Dropout, I just want a chance to outsmart Sam Reich.
June 24, 2024 at 2:02 PM
My niece who is almost two has not had a lot of water- related experiences, but a couple weeks ago her class at school had a 'water day' where they played in a hose for ~15 minutes. She has talked about 'wa da day' ever since.

Today she learned about spending all afternoon in the pool. 😎👌
June 16, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Resolved a longstanding difference of perspectives with a coworker today when I found out that he actually does not consider working over the weekend to be 'living the dream'
June 14, 2024 at 6:43 PM
brb, inventing non-binary computing
May 8, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Middle of the damned workday and my brain grabs a new hyperfix out of thin fucking air
May 6, 2024 at 5:40 PM
My advice to everyone is to let your reputation precede you.
May 6, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I talk a big game about not worrying about all the things I might've done if I'd had Adderall when I was young, but I would pay good money to get a second chance at all the knowledge I missed in college.
May 6, 2024 at 5:31 PM
This morning I've already seen like ten different ways that Tech Bros are destroying the world so I feel obligated to remind everyone that it's not the technology that's the problem:
One Weird Trick to Solve AI
The foolproof software hack hated by executives and engineers alike
substack.com
May 6, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by Dr. Catiepunk
I have not written (or at least, not shared it) in a long while but if you've ever read an angry AI tweet of mine and wished I'd stayed up on that soapbox just a little longer, have I got the thing for you:

catiedonnelly.substack.com/p/one-weird-...
One Weird Trick to Solve AI
The foolproof software hack hated by executives and engineers alike
catiedonnelly.substack.com
April 29, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I have not written (or at least, not shared it) in a long while but if you've ever read an angry AI tweet of mine and wished I'd stayed up on that soapbox just a little longer, have I got the thing for you:

catiedonnelly.substack.com/p/one-weird-...
One Weird Trick to Solve AI
The foolproof software hack hated by executives and engineers alike
catiedonnelly.substack.com
April 29, 2024 at 9:57 PM
It's so annoying that doing amazing things takes hard work and perseverance, what a scam
April 29, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Heads up to everyone that I solved AI forever, please put my Nobel Prize in the mail, thanks!
One Weird Trick to Solve AI
The foolproof software hack hated by executives and engineers alike
open.substack.com
April 28, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I know I haven't posted recently but my new hobby of wood carving has been going very well! It's really nice for quieting my brain and venting my anger, and I think the fact that I now get lightly roasted by ER staff while they do my stitches shows we're forming a real bond. 🥰
April 27, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I regret to announce that.... I'm drawing again
April 19, 2024 at 9:27 PM
The problem with being blunt is not the bluntness, it's that passive-aggressive people assume you're being passive-aggressive and thus 100x more rude that you're actually being.
April 19, 2024 at 8:04 PM