Craig Read
catharz.bsky.social
Craig Read
@catharz.bsky.social
Aussie, living in Burrinja on Wurundjeri land, working with Elixir and playing with Unreal.
One of the best talks I’ve ever seen was 100% hand drawn with stick figures in a crayon style. Every drawing in it was rubbish, but the presenter had perfect timing and a great sense of humour.

You don’t need good art, so using slop definitely sends me a signal.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I was getting in trouble for catching venomous snakes (alive) while growing up in the bush in the 70s.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I did the same thing, same result.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
What's with the wall panels?

It looks like a very poorly made movie or TV set.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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As a programmer, if your code compiles and runs but the design is misunderstood/wrong/etc then it's more problematic than code that doesn't run in many situations.

I do some financial compliance work. Not life critical but definitely end up in jail critical.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Throughout this exchange, Joel — our protagonist — brings the energy of a guy who goes to a Baptist wedding and insists on contributing by taking a long thoughtful shit in every punchbowl

hijinks ensue
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Throw in the fact that we charge students HECS fees to learn and we don't tax fossil fuel exports much at all.
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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AI coding has revealed just how many people in our industry don’t appreciate that for any long lived code the cost of initial implementaion is absolutely dwarfed by the cost of maintenance. So much that for long lived projects we can consider: cost of code = cost of maintenance.
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM