catboyhumper
@catboyhumper.bsky.social
god's favorite chronic clusterfuck (she/him/it/them)
been a hot minute
December 20, 2024 at 4:43 AM
been a hot minute
how we doin skeeters
July 13, 2023 at 8:17 PM
how we doin skeeters
how my bluers and skyers doin
July 5, 2023 at 4:03 AM
how my bluers and skyers doin
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CASHIER [after ringing me up]: Is there anything else?
ME [whispering]: There’s a whole world out there
ME [whispering]: There’s a whole world out there
June 27, 2023 at 3:26 PM
CASHIER [after ringing me up]: Is there anything else?
ME [whispering]: There’s a whole world out there
ME [whispering]: There’s a whole world out there
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When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
i feel naked without the pfp i've been too lazy to put on. there's a paper bag over my head
July 4, 2023 at 4:02 AM
i feel naked without the pfp i've been too lazy to put on. there's a paper bag over my head
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How Couples Argue Today
Wife: friendly reminder, theres 4 invites in your Bsky and none are for me. guess im in the "find out" phase of our "fuck around" situationship
Husband: those are for clouted OF twitter models that might need an oasis from the hellsite?????? but i hope you can grow and heal
Wife: friendly reminder, theres 4 invites in your Bsky and none are for me. guess im in the "find out" phase of our "fuck around" situationship
Husband: those are for clouted OF twitter models that might need an oasis from the hellsite?????? but i hope you can grow and heal
July 3, 2023 at 9:30 PM
How Couples Argue Today
Wife: friendly reminder, theres 4 invites in your Bsky and none are for me. guess im in the "find out" phase of our "fuck around" situationship
Husband: those are for clouted OF twitter models that might need an oasis from the hellsite?????? but i hope you can grow and heal
Wife: friendly reminder, theres 4 invites in your Bsky and none are for me. guess im in the "find out" phase of our "fuck around" situationship
Husband: those are for clouted OF twitter models that might need an oasis from the hellsite?????? but i hope you can grow and heal
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DRAKE: (rapping) whats up girl / (singing) sorry i mean they ~
July 4, 2023 at 2:59 AM
DRAKE: (rapping) whats up girl / (singing) sorry i mean they ~
finally on here and looking for ~26500 of my friends
July 4, 2023 at 12:26 AM
finally on here and looking for ~26500 of my friends
just sucks that assposting is basically Dead rn
July 4, 2023 at 12:24 AM
just sucks that assposting is basically Dead rn
skeeting so hard rn
July 4, 2023 at 12:13 AM
skeeting so hard rn
we r so fucking back
July 4, 2023 at 12:10 AM
we r so fucking back