thoughts on saying fuck it and growing a shitty mullet?
November 6, 2023 at 9:08 PM
thoughts on saying fuck it and growing a shitty mullet?
these were too scandalous for twitter because i have too many irls there, but y’all can have a lil treat 🥰
November 4, 2023 at 10:11 AM
these were too scandalous for twitter because i have too many irls there, but y’all can have a lil treat 🥰
i’ve been out of the game too long, how do u flirt like a normal person again???
November 3, 2023 at 10:17 PM
i’ve been out of the game too long, how do u flirt like a normal person again???
there’s something so hot about a man trying to tease you and absolutely failing
October 31, 2023 at 9:11 PM
there’s something so hot about a man trying to tease you and absolutely failing
gonna learn the drums and become even hotter are y’all ready for this
October 31, 2023 at 3:17 AM
gonna learn the drums and become even hotter are y’all ready for this
thank you sun for the opportunity to wear my new gay little shorts
October 26, 2023 at 9:33 PM
thank you sun for the opportunity to wear my new gay little shorts
i think i might ?enjoy writing poetry? i was convinced i couldn’t do it but actually it’s really fun oh no
October 23, 2023 at 1:42 AM
i think i might ?enjoy writing poetry? i was convinced i couldn’t do it but actually it’s really fun oh no
i love the feed feature on this app. scrolling through a skyline that’s just filled with mushrooms whenever i get overwhelmed has improved my days so much
October 21, 2023 at 10:49 AM
i love the feed feature on this app. scrolling through a skyline that’s just filled with mushrooms whenever i get overwhelmed has improved my days so much
coworker that i decided would be fun to flirt with just told me he was going to write me a poem tonight and i KNOW he’s joking and i KNOW it’s a dig at my ex but still 🫠🫠🫠
October 20, 2023 at 1:03 AM
coworker that i decided would be fun to flirt with just told me he was going to write me a poem tonight and i KNOW he’s joking and i KNOW it’s a dig at my ex but still 🫠🫠🫠
when ur ex writes a poem about wanting to be seen in a certain way from a lover and you’re just like lol okay so everything i felt for you and did for you meant nothing cool cool cool
October 19, 2023 at 9:44 PM
when ur ex writes a poem about wanting to be seen in a certain way from a lover and you’re just like lol okay so everything i felt for you and did for you meant nothing cool cool cool
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Jewels of the woodland floor 💜
October 18, 2023 at 12:51 PM
Jewels of the woodland floor 💜
have developed a bad habit of wearing shirts that clearly show my nips and not realising until im 2 minutes away from work
October 18, 2023 at 7:47 PM
have developed a bad habit of wearing shirts that clearly show my nips and not realising until im 2 minutes away from work
man just stroked my cheek and then claimed he was straight bro shut the fuck up
October 18, 2023 at 1:25 AM
man just stroked my cheek and then claimed he was straight bro shut the fuck up
y’all ever just think about wombats
October 17, 2023 at 11:58 PM
y’all ever just think about wombats
calling it a skyline instead of a timeline alone makes this place a million times better than ye ole bird app. that’s so cute wtf
October 17, 2023 at 9:53 AM
calling it a skyline instead of a timeline alone makes this place a million times better than ye ole bird app. that’s so cute wtf
you know when you KNOW you’re being delulu but you’re having so much fun with it that you don’t bother to stop it?? yeah
October 17, 2023 at 5:08 AM
you know when you KNOW you’re being delulu but you’re having so much fun with it that you don’t bother to stop it?? yeah
“red liquorice isn’t real liquorice”
“YOU’RE NOT REAL BRO”
“YOU’RE NOT REAL BRO”
October 13, 2023 at 9:38 PM
“red liquorice isn’t real liquorice”
“YOU’RE NOT REAL BRO”
“YOU’RE NOT REAL BRO”
good thing about break up: no one gets mad if i don’t cook dinner until 10pm
bad thing about break up: it’s 10pm and i have not cooked dinner
bad thing about break up: it’s 10pm and i have not cooked dinner
October 13, 2023 at 9:20 AM
good thing about break up: no one gets mad if i don’t cook dinner until 10pm
bad thing about break up: it’s 10pm and i have not cooked dinner
bad thing about break up: it’s 10pm and i have not cooked dinner
a phone customer at work just forced me to look up stock for the entire discography of 10 bands and then every season of 3 different shows. she asked me if i had seen the shows, i said no and then she proceeded to ask trivia questions about them. and i couldn’t hang up!!!
October 13, 2023 at 3:56 AM
a phone customer at work just forced me to look up stock for the entire discography of 10 bands and then every season of 3 different shows. she asked me if i had seen the shows, i said no and then she proceeded to ask trivia questions about them. and i couldn’t hang up!!!
post break up has me thinking it’s a good idea to flirt with my coworker….
October 13, 2023 at 12:56 AM
post break up has me thinking it’s a good idea to flirt with my coworker….
survey says it’s horny posting time 🤷
have not yet worked out what vibe my posts should have on here yet / how to differentiate from my tweets. what do y’all do?
October 12, 2023 at 9:37 AM
survey says it’s horny posting time 🤷
have not yet worked out what vibe my posts should have on here yet / how to differentiate from my tweets. what do y’all do?
October 12, 2023 at 8:46 AM
have not yet worked out what vibe my posts should have on here yet / how to differentiate from my tweets. what do y’all do?
have actively decided to be in my bad bitch era, i no longer am depressed
October 11, 2023 at 9:36 PM
have actively decided to be in my bad bitch era, i no longer am depressed
so you’re telling me this man has had a crush on me for MONTHS and then once i finally become single he’s suddenly over me?? his timing is impeccable
October 10, 2023 at 3:37 AM
so you’re telling me this man has had a crush on me for MONTHS and then once i finally become single he’s suddenly over me?? his timing is impeccable