Cassie Danger™
@cassiedanger.bsky.social
✨peer reviewed research in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets✨
I’ll rate your dick for $10, I’ll call you one for free.
https://throne.com/cassiedangerous
I’ll rate your dick for $10, I’ll call you one for free.
https://throne.com/cassiedangerous
One like and I’ll wear this to brunch on Saturday.
March 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
One like and I’ll wear this to brunch on Saturday.
He’s blending fish heads in his vitamix to make me bouillabaisse while I sip a drink and watch.
March 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He’s blending fish heads in his vitamix to make me bouillabaisse while I sip a drink and watch.
Like, imagine being known this well from jump.
March 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Like, imagine being known this well from jump.
Dating with intention.
February 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Dating with intention.
If I send this to you, know your demise is imminent and I’m already reveling in it.
February 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If I send this to you, know your demise is imminent and I’m already reveling in it.
*tapping the sign*
February 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
*tapping the sign*
Popped the zipper with my titty like a can of Grands goddamn biscuits literally two seconds later.
February 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Popped the zipper with my titty like a can of Grands goddamn biscuits literally two seconds later.
This is going triple platinum in my texts right now.
February 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is going triple platinum in my texts right now.
The vibe today as I blew through Target.
February 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The vibe today as I blew through Target.
Every one of those rows is tagged with my name. Kill me.
January 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Every one of those rows is tagged with my name. Kill me.
Found thousands of dollars worth of corsetry I thought I lost in a move 5 years ago. 🖤
January 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Found thousands of dollars worth of corsetry I thought I lost in a move 5 years ago. 🖤
I have a shared note with my friend in Manchester to plan activities for a visit he wants to be months long. His most recent tactic was to add this and claim it means I have to stay another week 😂
December 27, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I have a shared note with my friend in Manchester to plan activities for a visit he wants to be months long. His most recent tactic was to add this and claim it means I have to stay another week 😂
In other news, I just bought $30 rug shaped like a stick of butter.
December 26, 2024 at 7:04 PM
In other news, I just bought $30 rug shaped like a stick of butter.
Oh my good lord, reverse this. I have fake butter brain. And these clips are a reminder that I left performing arts school because I was a subpar singer (and dancer).
December 26, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Oh my good lord, reverse this. I have fake butter brain. And these clips are a reminder that I left performing arts school because I was a subpar singer (and dancer).
He’s all the gift I need.
(jk I want a cast iron skillet)
(jk I want a cast iron skillet)
December 25, 2024 at 4:14 AM
He’s all the gift I need.
(jk I want a cast iron skillet)
(jk I want a cast iron skillet)
After five days of being missing, my mattress finally arrived. But it’s too heavy to carry up the stairs. So now what?
December 25, 2024 at 12:07 AM
After five days of being missing, my mattress finally arrived. But it’s too heavy to carry up the stairs. So now what?
We don’t what, class? That’s right we don’t fuck republicans, but a comrade can get it twice from the back before breakfast.
December 23, 2024 at 5:35 PM
We don’t what, class? That’s right we don’t fuck republicans, but a comrade can get it twice from the back before breakfast.
Jumping right into Yukon Cornelius roleplay? I want to swallow his children.
December 4, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Jumping right into Yukon Cornelius roleplay? I want to swallow his children.
Would you look at that, it’s nearly time to introduce my signature content to this platform.
November 29, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Would you look at that, it’s nearly time to introduce my signature content to this platform.
Because I fucking can, KEVIN.
November 22, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Because I fucking can, KEVIN.
