Everyone is a little bit gay
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Everyone is a little bit gay
I love the west coast for allowing me to wear sweatpants in the craft cocktail bar
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I love the west coast for allowing me to wear sweatpants in the craft cocktail bar
If you invite me in your home I will snoop around curiously and without shame
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If you invite me in your home I will snoop around curiously and without shame
I’m incapable of ordering a cocktail without asking questions first
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m incapable of ordering a cocktail without asking questions first
I might’ve become the neighborhood Tweaker
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I might’ve become the neighborhood Tweaker
It turns out the Penthouse Dyke has a sugar daddy. My whole building is in there dick era
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It turns out the Penthouse Dyke has a sugar daddy. My whole building is in there dick era
It’s expensive being gay 💅
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
It’s expensive being gay 💅
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Scheming with @casserolesoul.bsky.social, as god intended
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Scheming with @casserolesoul.bsky.social, as god intended
I’m at war with my downstairs neighbor, and I have no intention of losing
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m at war with my downstairs neighbor, and I have no intention of losing
I love committing to doing way too much when nobody asks me to do anything
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love committing to doing way too much when nobody asks me to do anything
Martha Stewart recipes straight up tell you what kind of spoon to use cause Martha really knew her SHIT
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Martha Stewart recipes straight up tell you what kind of spoon to use cause Martha really knew her SHIT
A grandma character whose defining trait is a bald head with 1 very long hair she’s had since birth. She does everything to protect it, a record of her life. You serve a sandwich platter & accidentally step on the strand, plucking it from her scalp. The shock is overwhelming. She dies on the spot.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A grandma character whose defining trait is a bald head with 1 very long hair she’s had since birth. She does everything to protect it, a record of her life. You serve a sandwich platter & accidentally step on the strand, plucking it from her scalp. The shock is overwhelming. She dies on the spot.
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Hey y’all, just checking in to see if anyone has found a way to make the chores stop??
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hey y’all, just checking in to see if anyone has found a way to make the chores stop??
The Montergays are conspiring to be a plot point in the next season of Big Little Lies
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Montergays are conspiring to be a plot point in the next season of Big Little Lies
I’m drinking champagne with a straw
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m drinking champagne with a straw
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November 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Being a ho is expensive
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Being a ho is expensive
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In Monterey, CA, anything is possible.
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
In Monterey, CA, anything is possible.
If you text me that you have a question to ask me instead of just asking the question I will destroy you
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If you text me that you have a question to ask me instead of just asking the question I will destroy you
The only place I can smoke a joint is on the street so I might be the neighborhood tweaker
October 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The only place I can smoke a joint is on the street so I might be the neighborhood tweaker
I can improvise a staff meeting like nobody’s business
October 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I can improvise a staff meeting like nobody’s business
I made it to 36 before being invited to my first wedding or baby shower
October 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I made it to 36 before being invited to my first wedding or baby shower
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Opulence is a drug!
October 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Opulence is a drug!
I’m incapable of doing only one thing at a time
October 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m incapable of doing only one thing at a time
I always buy Prosecco by the case
October 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I always buy Prosecco by the case